#December2011

Drunk Hulk Cosplayer Caught Selling Cocaine, Gets Two Years In Prison.

The drug game is hard to break into, ya know? Can’t just roll up into somebody’s turf, let alone establish yourself as a reputable source. How did one dude do it? Started dressing up as the fucking Incredible Hulk. It brought ++ attention, which unfortunately (unfortunately?) led to +++ prison time.
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Video Game Thieves Butt-Dial 911 While Bragging. Slow Clap!

Ass-dialing! My Mom does it all the time, and I’m subjected to a voice mail of ambient noise and the din of a local news station.  However, these two turkeys gave a 911 operator a much more interesting ass-dialing.

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Two Dudes Reenact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ In Real Life. Tremendous.

Two dudes in Denver found their friend dead in his apartment. They decided to kick it like Bernie’s, bringing him around to strip clubs and bars and the such.

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