I’m going to buy an Xbox One X at launch because a) I’m a fucking consumer whore and b) I don’t have an Xbox One. However, Microsoft was presenting Crackdown 3 as a prime reason to buy it for those folks on the fence, or who were needing to be persuaded. Well, now that fucking title ain’t coming out anytime around the XBOX launch.

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Some person is shouting “YOLO” at the stars while puking dated references down their polo shirt. How else could they be behaving, if they’re just vomiting up all sorts of XB1 goodies and secrets? No clear lack of respect for timely references, or secrets. Seriously though, there’s been a goddamn avalanche of rumors revealed by this person with a Really Confusing Moniker. Most of them have me shrugging in apathy. How about you?

Hit the jump to check them out.

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