Behold the Wundercrotch! Wrap it in tinfoil, stick it in front of erotic materials, and within forty-minutes, you’ll have yourself a sticky mess of tinfoil! You say that’s useless?! I say to thee, surely you jest! Why, if it wasn’t for the Wundercrotch, I wouldn’t have been able to wallpaper my dungeon walls with aluminum foil! Such ingenious craftsmanship and plaster holds forever! F-o-r-e-v-e-r.

Monday Morning Commute. Every Monday I’m going to detail the various things I’m either currently or will be watching, reading, playing, and listening to in the next seven days. It’s Monday. You’ve got a long week of school, work, or compulsive masturbation to get through. Tell me the arts that you’re indulging in, to stave off suicide.

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