#January2012

Geoff Johns Explains How Digital Changed His Writing

No, I’m not going to bash JL as usual just because it’s a Geoff Johns post! In fact, I rather enjoy this insight of his into how working under the consideration that his work will be going digital affects how he approaches the writing process.

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‘Captain America & Bucky’ Becoming ‘Captain America & Hawkeye’ Why.

I was just bemoaning the lack of consistency in Marvel’s titles these days, with a ridiculous amount sporting amorphic titles and numbering. Just bemoaning it! Then I caught this. Captain America & Bucky is becoming Captain America & Hawkeye, but should really be titled There’s A Fucking Avengers Movie, Guys!

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Variant Covers: It Ain’t Wrong If The Vegetable Loves You Back.

There are comic books coming out tomorrow, which can mean only one thing. Actually, it can mean a lot of things. The you factor into the geek wet dream of a Multiverse and it can mean…literally an infinite amount of things. One!, one of the things it means is that I’m here. In front of Microsoft Word. I am charged with bringing you the list of comic books I’m looking forward to this fine Wednesday. It’s a small charge, one I am capable of answering. My fat brain is filled with too many capes, not enough indies. A smattering of quasi-smaller publishings by actually relatively large companies like Image and Dark Horse.

Whatever the case, whatever the case. My taste is poor, I’m sure yours is better. So when I’m done mash-mash-mashing away on the keyboard and you have engaged in ultimate altruism and answered the bell by reading this mess, I implore you: share the comics you’re buying this week. Share them right up.

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Estimates: Marvel Edges Out DC For Top Spot. Take That, New 52!

According to wonderful scientific estimates churned out by eggheads in wunder-laboratories, Marvel regained the top spot in December comic sales. Thankfully!, thankfully without Avengers X-Sanctioned taking the top spot. ‘Cause that comic fucking sucked.

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Marvel Announces Avengers vs. X-Men Tie-In Book, ‘Versus’. Please Don’t Buy This.

Marvel’s announced a tie-in book for their  Avengers vs. X-Men event. Titled “Versus”, it’s being billed as “the fight book”. Remember when you could weave those into a fucking event? Eh?

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Grant Morrison Gets His Own Convention. No Srsly.

Grant Morrison is getting his own convention. As a devout acolyte of his, I’m having difficulty expressing how fucking excited just the fact that this exists  makes me.

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‘Justice League #1’ Sells 300,000 Copies In Four Months. Imagine If It Was Good!

I’m the opposite of opaque about this: the Justice League relaunch by Geoff Johns and Jim Lee is refried nonsense dog shit. Boring. Tired. Predictable. Doesn’t matter! Quality doesn’t matter. The thing is selling in droves.

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Warren Ellis Says Comics Should Go Digital First. Brian Wood Says “I Am”

Warren Ellis got around to dropping some comments about where he thinks the comic industry should go, and should have already went recently. He stated that comics should go digital-first, but opined that maybe creators didn’t have a taste for it. Then stepped in Brian Wood.

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Variant Covers: Ring In The Year With Monsters, Dames and Defenders.

It’s the beginning of the fucking New Year, and I can’t think of a better way to drag the Year of Mayan Doom slithering into the world than with some comic books. Fuck if we like our myths and narratives and actions of creation, let us slather it in some sequential artwork and the occasional uncomfortably inappropriate latex-sliding-up-ass panel of horndog High Heaven.

Let us do it together in this Year of Advancing Oblivion. These are the comic books I’m feeling this week. Interested In. Intrigued By. What are you picking up?

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Bryan Hitch and Jonathan Ross Launching ‘America’s Got Powers’ At Image.

Bryan Hitch said he’d be dropping glory regarding his next creative move after the New Year, and he hasn’t waited long. He’s going to be teaming up with Jonathan Ross for America’s Got Powers.

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