So X-Men: Apocalypse is going to be a 1980’s period piece? Maybe it’s because it’s the Friday before Spring Break, but I can’t muster up my usual contempt for Singer. It’s not there. I’m surfing a Sudafed/Monster Energy buzz that is glazed over with a healthy slathering of contentment. So I’ll say this: I hope it’s good. There. (But it won’t be because Singer is a hack and the X-Universe is a mess.)

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Yo. Fuck Batman Vs. Superman. In 2016 we’re finally getting Marvel vs. DC. A couple of days ago, Kevin Feige had chuckled. Hocked up what sounded like phlegm, and spit out what look like a nail. He had been asked if Marvel was going to movie their at the time Unnamed Movie away from its May 6, 2016 date. You see, that’s the day Batman vs. Superman was dropping. Not only is Marvel not moving their moving, they’re dropping a fucking hammer that day (or is it a shield?).

I love this.

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Oh snap! One of those brothers from that Watchmen rip-off TV show is joining Agents of SHIELD. That’s right — the dude who played Nathan Petrelli shall be hopping, skipping, jumping into another comic book-laced TV show.

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Brandon Graham’s latest effort of inspired rockitude comes courtesy of the Emerald City Comicon. Graham has provided art for the convention which depicts a veritable fuckload of creator-owned characters just hanging out. Attending the convention. It’s a wonderful way to a) hype the con, b) pay tribute to the gnarly cavalcade of creator-owned characters out there, and c) give me a boner.

Hit the jump for the full artwork and details!

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Like a month ago or some fuck, there was buzz that the Russo Bros were going to return to the Marvel Fold and direct Captain America 3: The US Is My Only Lover. Flash forward (making a fucking whoosh sound like you do, fools!) a month, and now the buzz has crystalized into fact.

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A new Wednesday, a new batch of comics.  This week we head back to Gotham, Zero writer Ales Kot puts his spin on Avenger Secretions, Matt Fraction & Co. present a Very Hawkeye Holiday Special, and I hep you cats to one of the greatest crime comics that has been right under our noses ALL THIS TIME!  So hit the jump, put the needle to the vein, and let’s get this week’s comic fix on, shall we?

For a full rundown of this week’s comics, click HERE.

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Fox has pulled down its pants and swung around its plot synopsis for Gotham, the Batman-Not-Batman Prequel that they shall be airing. TL;DR edition? Shit kicks off with Jimmy and Friend trying to solve the murder of Brucey’s parents. For the unabridged version, as well as the full logo, hit the jump.

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You’ll notice that my headline has a lot to do with Das Racist (or Nas if you prefer), and very little to do with this clip. ‘Cause I’m fucking done! I can’t keep treating myself to these clips, or there ain’t going to be a movie left to peep. But hey if you want to check it out, apparently it’s the first encounter between Cap and The Winter Guy.

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I haven’t really watched any of the CW’s stable of DC comic adaptations. Gave up on Smallville. Want to watch Arrow but haven’t as of now. Yet even I am a little piqued in the pink-bits at the costume Grant Gustin shall be wearing on the upcoming Flash.

Hit the jump for a full look.

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I say fucking god dammit! All a man wants to do is find the gorgeous, gorgeous covers to the Days of Future Past by John Byrne. But I don’t get that! Oh no! Instead I’m ocular-fucked by a cavalcade of heinous renditions of Quicksilver and shit. Jesus Lord save me. A thousand plagues of locust upon the House Singer! Upon the House Fox!

Hit the jump to glimpse into the Singer darkness.

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