#April2014

DREW GODDARD is directing ‘SINISTER SIX’ Spider-Man spin-off

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That Sinister Six Movie is really coming, eh? Well, if it’s going to happen, it might as well be powered by a talented mind. Sony’s Marketing Machinations have announced that they have successfully ensnared Drew Goddard, and tethered him to the SS directing chair.

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MARVEL has its MOVIE UNIVERSE planned through f**king 2028

Avengers

This is some Jonathan Hickman levels of plotting ahead, right here. Marvel Studios’ Kevin Feige (his actual title is Chief Dude of Making Disney Comic Book Billions) recently commented that Marvel has planned seriously ahead for their movie universe. Like, fourteen years ahead. Either Marvel is meticulous as fuck, Feige is just talking shit, or a little of both.

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Toby Kebbell is DOCTOR DOOM in the ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ reboot

Toby Kebbell.

You know, for once, I’m stymied. I don’t have anything to say. Toby Kebbell is Doctor Doom in the new Fantastic Four, and I don’t have anything to add. Don’t know the guy. Don’t have a problem with his face. (And yes owing to mental illness sometimes people’s faces just fucking annoy me.) So there’s that! Welcome, Toby.

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Warner Bros. ALL FIXIN’ to announce NEW SERIES of DC-BASED flicks soon.

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This makes sense, right? I mean, Warner Bros. has to like eventually announce their first full slate of movies. Good knows when though, since “soon”,  could mean from next week all the way through SDCC.

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(Nasty) Look at GREEN GOBLIN from ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’.

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Man. Dane DeHaan usually looks haggard as fuck, but this is some next-level disgusting shit. Check out this more-than-we-need look at the talented actor as the Green Goblin.

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BRIAN TYLER is composing ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ I CAN DIG IT.

Avengers - Age of Ultron

Maybe it’s Friday night and I’ve drank half a bottle of wine! What the fuck weight does that have in the face of THE INTERNET!? Avengers 2: Age of Ultra Guy news drops, it doesn’t matter what day of the week it is! Or your blood/alcohol level. YOU COVER THAT SHIT.  Seriously though — I’m cool with this. If you can’t shake your ass to Tyler’s credits roll for Iron Man 3, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.

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Maybe: Fox looking to replace ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ director, script, cast. Five months before shooting.

Face Palm.

If this ain’t a mess for a Marvel flick happening outside of its Studios Umbrella. Word on the street (or at least the Internet street, which is rife with homeless people, semen-filled syringes, and speculation) is that Fox is actively looking to dump pretty much everything related to its Fantastic Four flick.

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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: The BEARDED GOD has some EXPLAINING TO DO.

Thor - The Dark World.

Thor. Bro. Dick move. Saved the world in Avengers and didn’t even look for Jane Foster. For a little smooch, an “I’m okay.” Naturally she’s a bit peeved off about the entire experience. Thor. Bro. Just be honest with her. This trailer has the Lightning God prostrating (as much as gorgeous bearded lightning lords are wont to do) before his lady in apologies.

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Maybe: BRYAN CRANSTON to play LEX LUTHOR in a BUTTLOAD OF MOVIES

Walter White.

This rumor started a couple of weeks ago, and hasn’t let up since. Still though, I’m not ready to stamp it confirmed. Not when the beginning of the echo chamber is Cosmic Book News’ movie website. No offense to those peeps. Probably great souls. The rumor? The Danger himself is going to be playing Luthor. For a lot of movies.

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BEN AFFLECK to play BATMAN in ‘MAN OF STEEL’ SEQUEL, ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’

Ben Affleck.

I love Ben Affleck. I hate this casting. You?

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