#December2015
Watch: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Screen Test has Chris Pratt cracking up Dave Bautista
Marvel has dropped a Guardians of the Galaxy screen test, featuring the eventual Star-Lord and Drax. The two of them riff pretty well, with Pratt still looking a bit Andy Dwyer (god bless, rest in peace), and Bautista looking…smaller? Or at least grayer.
‘Jurassic World’ becoming a trilogy; #runrunrun!
Why have one Jurassic World movie when you can have three?! Especially when the first pile of dinosaur turd made $4 trillion dollars?
‘Jurassic World’ breaks record for biggest worldwide debut ever with $511 million opening
Lots. And lots of people came out this weekend to see Star-Lord ride deep with raptors. I haven’t yet, cause of the whole “honeymoon” thing, but I’m interested. How about you?
Lucasfilm: ‘Indiana Jones 5’ totally happening, but when? Uh.
Go figure. Disney intends to make a sequel to one of the very spicy properties they acquired in the Lucasfilm acquisition. Go figure? They have no idea when this sequel is going to happen.
Rumor: Spielberg wants to direct Chris Pratt-starring ‘Indiana Jones’ reboot
Twist my tits as I call Pratt-Indy my Daddy! I was sold on Star-Lord Mother Mother taking the reins as Indy (if anyone has to). And now fucking Big Daddy Spielberg wants to direct it?
‘Jurassic World’ Super Bowl Trailer: Ridin’ With The DinoSquad
So okay. I’m pretty much down with this movie until proven otherwise. It’s got the goddamn Star-Lord riding with a DinoSquad, ready to take on the most dangerous dinosaur ever: ScienceT-RexGeneticSpliceRoar. Or whatever they’re calling it.
‘John Wick’ directors sought for Chris Pratt’s ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ flick
How can you get me more stoked about the Cowboy Ninja Viking adaptation? More stoked than having my binky actor in the running for the lead? Bring in the directors of last year’s (maybe) best action flick.