#April2013
First official ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ photo. Carry that SHIELD like a weight.
Here. Have some Captain America: The Winter Soldier details on this fine Monday. Wash them down with an official photo.
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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER” testing five females for lead. Plus! Black Widow.
I know this news article should be about how the people behind Captain America: Unthaw Bucky and Let Him Fuck Stuff Up are coming close to casting the female lead. I know it. On an intellectual level. But all I want to do is talk about how excited I am that I’m going to get to rub at my jeans while Black Widow prances across the screen during the flick. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m not.
Chris Evans wants CAPTAIN AMERICA cameo in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD.’ Get it done.
Chris Evans wants himself in Thor: The Dark World. It ain’t no big thang, just throw him into the flick in some sort of cameo.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ CO-DIRECTOR’ chats up about flashbacks and Cap’s growth.
Captain America: Winter Soldier Rules co-director Anthony Russo recently opened up to The Huffington Post about the direction Cap’s sequel is going. He does a lot of dancing around the issues, but I don’t know what else you would expect. Movie is almost two years out, it is a bit early to begin going spoiler alerting.
‘THE AVENGERS’ (Hulk) SMASHES All-Time Domestic Box Office Opening Weekend Gross. Hell Yeah.
Hellllllllll yeah. Avengers has broken the all-time domestic box office opening, farting on all those that dared come before it. Big, green Hulkian farts, flinging witty quips of disparagement as it does so.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
‘AVENGERS’ DVD Will Include “At Least” 30 Minutes of Deleted Scenes. Yeah Okay Cool.
The Avengers DVD is going to come with “at least” 30 minutes of deleted scenes, and the rate they’re going these might be the only scenes we haven’t seen prior to the movie being released. Like, come on Marvel. We’re all both jacked, and pumped about this flick. You don’t need to show full areola.
NEW ‘AVENGERS’ PICS: Cause Posing And Brooding Is Always Awesome
If there is one thing that is defining the marketing campaign for the Avengers flick, especially when it pertains to the pics released, it is a whole bunch of attractive people doing nothing. Just sitting. Brooding. Flexing. Boring. Don’t get me wrong I’m jazzed to the tits about the movie, but these pictures are equally boring and hilarious.
Hit the jump to bask in the banality.
‘THE AVENGERS’ JAPANESE TRAILER: New Footage, Same Soiled Underwear
More footage! Always more footage! A new nation, new footage. This time we have the Japanese trailer for The Avengers, and it’s got some sexy new glimpses into the Wunder-Marketing-Synergy-Kapow Flick.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
