I have very little fucks to give about Steve Carell these days. Left The Office, which made his career. I’m irrationally bitter about that. (Don’t say Daily Show.) Made some Typical Indie Movies, looks actually fantastic in Foxcatcher. But could really, really get me excited for a work of his would be some sort of dream pairing. Like this one.

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What a beautiful, beautiful development. Two beasts of my heart, ravaging in glorious respect the script to one of my favorite author’s works.  Billy Pilgrim is unstuck in time. Caff-Pow’s wanger has stuck to his thigh, throbbing with excitement.

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Look at this wizardly team-up of quirky proportions. Dan Harmon and Charlie Kaufman are joining arms, in hopes of bringing a stop-motion flick to the world.

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Wasn’t expecting Charlie Kaufman to get into the television game, but I also wasn’t expecting the dude who craft a novel. I need to just sit back and let the dude create.

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I wasn’t expecting this. Charlie Kaufman, the mind behind Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Being John…  and others is dropping a novel on our asses. Prepare for the META-BOMB, a tool of destruction that Kaufman wields with aplomb.

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Praise the fucking Lords, Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufman are getting closer to being reunited for another film. The two motherfuckers behind two of my favorite cerebellum-fornicating flicks, Adaptation and Being John Malkovich are close to getting financing for their untitled new social satire. Rock the fuck on.

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With Spike Jonze on the mind, this monologue from Brian Cox in Kaufman/Jonze’ Adaptation. For the god damn win.