#May2015
‘The Hateful Eight’ images are snow-covered Tarantinoness
I don’t even know what that fucking title means. And truthfully, I don’t care. I’m just excited to be getting a better glimpse into The Hateful Eight.
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‘Magic Mike XXL’ Trailer: Jump On It, Brah!
You know, I’ve been meaning to see Magic Mike. For a hot minute now. And perhaps this was exactly the motivation I needed. This lovely trailer for Magic Mike XXL that features Channing Tatum grinding and grooving. It’s a cold winter, but it’s warm in here!
Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ flick set for Fall 2016
Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie is set for Fall 2016. OH MON DIEU. OH MON CHERI. BLAH BLAH.
Channing Tatum may be in Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’
So uh. Yeah. I completely forgot to cover the news this week that Tatum-Gambit is going forward. Sorry! Apologies. Let me make it up to you with this slice of Cinematic Casting. Apparently the Gorgeous, Well-Dancing, Comedically Inclined, Superhero Portrayer is up for a role in a Tarantino flick. Dope.
‘Jupiter Ascending’ Trailer: I’ve Always Loved Dogs
So like. Jupiter Ascending. It can’t be conventionally good, can it? (Whatever the fuck that means.) But something tells me that the goddamn insane hodgepodge of science-fiction visuals, Wachowskian action, and Channing Tatum with a tail is going to sell me on this movie. Somehow. Somehow!
Channing Tatum confirmed as GAMBIT for ‘X-MEN’ movies.
Channing Tatum is Gambit. Yeah, sooo. I don’t really know what to feel. I like Channing Tatum. I generally hate Gambit. The casting of one as the other confuses me. But whatever. #YOLO #MonAmi #WritingInDialectSucks
‘JUPITER ASCENDING’ Trailer: Science-Fiction Absurd Core?
I don’t even know what the fuck to think about Jupiter Ascending. Like…every time I see new promotional materials for the movie my only thought is “how the fuck did this get made?” It looks equal parts expensive, absurd, intriguing, horrible, terrifying, confusingly erotic, and entertaining. I desperately want it either to be a) good, or b) so bad I can laugh while enjoying the visuals.
There’s a chance CHANNING TATUM could star as GAMBIT from ‘X-Men.’
Sweet Merciful Lord! Channing Tatum. Gambit. What in the world is going on. I have to level with you, I hate this idea for two reasons. But I don’t hate it because of Channing Tatum the actor. When he stays within his wheelhouse I find him quite enjoyable. I hate it primarily because I don’t see the dude as Remy LeBeau. Getting him to do a Cajun accent? Woof. But more importantly I hate it because…Gambit fucking sucks.
Yeah, I think Gambit sucks.
’22 JUMP STREET’ Red Band Trailer: Every reboot needs a sequel
The only thing more egregious than a reboot-remake-rething movie? One of those movies that is so successful that it generates a sequel. I loved the original 21 Jump Street with Tatum and Hill. I’m hoping the sequel will be self-aware enough to govern the film over the standard sequel-based hazards.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
