#May2012
‘THE AVENGERS’ (Hulk) SMASHES All-Time Domestic Box Office Opening Weekend Gross. Hell Yeah.
Hellllllllll yeah. Avengers has broken the all-time domestic box office opening, farting on all those that dared come before it. Big, green Hulkian farts, flinging witty quips of disparagement as it does so.
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The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
‘AVENGERS’ DVD Will Include “At Least” 30 Minutes of Deleted Scenes. Yeah Okay Cool.
The Avengers DVD is going to come with “at least” 30 minutes of deleted scenes, and the rate they’re going these might be the only scenes we haven’t seen prior to the movie being released. Like, come on Marvel. We’re all both jacked, and pumped about this flick. You don’t need to show full areola.
CAPTAIN AMERICA’S Reunion With Peggy Was Cut From ‘AVENGERS’; Double Dang.
I got a bit of the onion-eye at the end of Captain America. Captain America all like “nothing is more important to me than country! yeehaw!” as he plunged into the depths leaving behind his pretty albeit underdeveloped love interest. Wheddon penned a reunion between the two, but unfortunately that shit got the axe.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ Sequel Announced For April 2014.
Provided that the world doesn’t end in December (it’s going to, fuck science and fuck you too), Marvel is going to continue churning out installments of the comic-book-movie-industrial-complex. Hope you’re not sick of the flicks, cause they’re lined up for years, and years, and years. The latest joint to get an official sequel release date is Captain America: Fucking Silly Poses.
New ‘AVENGERS’ Pics Are Busty, Brooding, Smokey. FLAWLESS.
Oh hell yeah! Someone has delved into the Nethers and uncorked the Avengers Hype Machine. It’s showering us with promotional images, though most of them are just the gorgeous crew looking gorgeous if not a bit angsty. This newest batch is more of the same, with a bit of a Black Window push-up bra stylee.
AMC Plans Six Film ‘AVENGERS’ MARATHON On May 3. Don’t Do It
The day before Avengers drops, AMC is holding the mega-wowie of all marathons. Do you have the power to bare witness to the Ultimate Marvel Marathon? Do you, foolish mortal?
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
New Pics From ‘The Avengers’ Feature Total Doofus Mode, and CASUAL FLEXING.
Did you know that Thor was the master of the casual flex? You can see all of the hotness in a new picture from The Avengers. What is he doing? Oh nothing. Looking at something on a computer screen. While his fucking triceps go goddamn insane. Also featured: slow rollin’.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Buy The ‘Captain America’ Motorcycle Suit, Win The Douche Olympics.
The ultimate in Captain America fandom zealousness may have revealed itself. How would you like to gear up in a good old Captain Empire motorcycle suit to the tune of nearly $1,300? Not sold? Check it out in all its glory after the jump.
