Artist Sekure D got some custom made Captain America Air Jordans up on the pipes of the Internet for us to all oogle together. Now listen. I’m not saying that if you wore these, Captain America would absolutely drain his virginal testicles in you. I can’t guarantee that. But let’s just say I’m going to procure these come Hell or High Water, and wait outside the secret holographic entrance to his Brooklyn apartment.

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