#May2015

‘Captain America: Civil War’ Set Photos: Crossbones, Cap, Falcon!

CIVI-WAR

Pretty fucking self-explanatory. If you want to see early images of Crossbones, Cap, and Falcon, hit the jump. If you don’t wanna, stay ye hand. Teaser: Crossbones looks fucking awesome.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ begins production, features Paul Rudd and EVERYONE EVER

CIVILWAHRRR

Well, I knew I wasn’t getting my delightful, small-scale follow-up to The Winter Soldier (relatively speaking) where Steve could hunt down Bucky. But, Jesus fucking Christ. Captain America: Civil War is another Avengers movie in…well, no clothing. It ain’t even hiding it anymore. I am unamused.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ going to be first movie shot entirely in IMAX

INFINITYZ WARRR

Go big, or go home, homie! With the Marvel Cinematic Universe trying to defeat the laws of thermal expansion (escalating stakes cannot continue forever), they are going to need to pull out all the stops for the next Avengers. And it looks like that applies even to how they’re filming it.

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Martin Freeman joins ‘Captain America: Civil War,’, I officially worry

Martin Freeman.

Martin Freeman has joined Captain America: Dawn of Justice. I’m fatigued. I tap. The solo movies were supposed to be a respite from the mania of the Avengers movies. And now this flick seems corporate-designed to compete with the upcoming Batman v. Superman. While it may end up being awesome, I’m beginning to worry about a) my own feelings towards superhero movies and b) the future of the MCU.

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Maybe: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ promo art

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‘Cause I hope you didn’t think we were getting a break from the 24/7 media pummeling emanating out of Marvel and the House of Mouse.

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Barely News: Renner’s Hawkeye appearing in “Captain America: Civil War”

Hawkeye!

Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye is going to be in the next Captain America flick. Which isn’t surprising, given that it’s a movie about the superhero community tearing itself apart. But like. Still. Captain America: Civil War is going to be like, Avengers 2.5, right?

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Dumb Speculation: Russo Brothers sign Sony deal; mayhaps rebooting ‘Spider-Man’

The Russo Brothers.

Maybe it ain’t Drew Goddard rebooting Spider-Man? Maybe it’s the Russo Brothers. Men behind Cap 2 and Cap: Civil War. You know, the movie everyone is sweating Spider-Man to appear in. Now they’ve signed a deal with Sony, home of The Spider-Men. Could these be the dudes to reboot Spidey?

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No s**t: Daniel Bruhl playing Baron Zemo in ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Daniel Bruhl

When Daniel Bruhl was cast pretty much everyone thought he would be playing Baron Zemo. Now it’s confirmed. Did that shake the hairs off your tits? Are you still standing? Yeah, me too.

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Marvel and Sony discussed Spider-Man for ‘Captain America: Civil War’, Sony blew it up.

Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Sony, who can’t see to do fucking anything right according to all the treasure troves of leaked emails, rebuffed Marvel’s advances regarding their arachnid superhero. Despite burying Parker in the fucking melange of fecal matter, peppered with bits of corn and overwrought sentiment known as Amazing Spider-Man 2, Sony didn’t see the obvious benefit that would befall their franchise should Spider-Man appear in a legitimate Marvel movie.

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Daniel Bruhl joins ‘Captain America: Civil War’, prolly as villain.

Daniel Bruhl

Daniel Bruhl has gotten into the comic book movie game. As should be expected. It as a vortex, a vacuum, a black hole, this comic book movie industry. Sucking up all and any talented actors, shitting them out garbed in spandex, teflon, face mask. And fuck, as a fanboy, I’m stoked.

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