You may know something about me. I have a certain fetish. A latex fetish. So good lord. Good lord ever does this Jill Valentine cosplay speak to my primal drives. Namely the one in my pants. Actually, only the one in my pants. Gorgeous blond girl? Check. Video game reference? Check. Latex? Check.

Someone save me.

Hit the jump for a gallery of the pictures that may very well end my life.

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A pantheon of Marvel Vs Capcom 3 news continues to come out. It’s sort of a fucking pain in the ass. All I want to do is walk around from my computer, and leave the blogging behind for a few moments. Naw son! More shit of interest to spit about. So yeah, Capcom today announced that Marvel Vs Capcom 3 shall be dropping ashore on February 15, 2011. A day after Valentine’s Day. Innit that perfect? Gives you just enough of a buffer to neglect your loved one!

But I spent all of yesterday with you! Oh wait, that shit was last week? Well then. Still, stop complaining!

Capcom also announced today the deals of the swanky fucking collector’s edition that’ll be dropping the same day as the title.

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Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is going to be the perfect bonerstorm of fan service. Between the Capcom characters, and the Marvel characters, and the idea of staring at She-Hulk’s seemingly endless taut green buns, how are we going to fucking function? Insane!

Today brought us the reveals of She-Hulk and Zero. Goddamn, I need this game. So I can get schooled by a pack of douchebags who will assuredly make me hit myself.

Hit the Jump!, for the reveal videos.

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[slaterman23 via Gamefreaks]

Alright Capcom, what the fuck is this shit? I just crapped my pants and puked all over my keyboard watching your trailer for Asura’s Wrath. It is among the most insane things I’ve ever seen, and makes my previous fapping over Shadows of the Damned look fucking antiquated and misplaced. Asura’s Wrath’s trailed needs to be watched to appreciate. Nothing like a good chap fighting an entire army while getting impaled by hundreds of spears. Not to cut him some slack, his enemy then summons a fucking god that brings the finger of death from outer space to lay an ass-whupping. Just watch this fucking trailer after the jump.

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Source: Mad Gear Solid

Hell yeah! You have to give it up to crotch-infused Soviet power! There’s something to be said for thick, gorgeous swatches of chest hair, Hammer & Sickle thunder, and most importantly, spinning lariats of doom. Blanka knows. You do too. Embrace it.

Thor is bringing Nordic Thunder to Marvel Vs Capcom 3, and Amaterasu from Okami is rollin’ up with him. It makes smart fuggin’ sense for Marvel. With the Thor movie dropping next year, they’ve upped his comic book titles to something like as seventyjillionteen. A video game presence is only going to help. And as far as Amaterasu? Gotta put in some genital-scrubbin’ cult favorites.

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I dig. Hit the jump for their character artwork.

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San Diego Comic Con is going to break my back with newsworthy updates. Revealed today in Marvel Vs Capcom 3 were Chun Li, Dr. Doom, Super Skrull, and Trish from Devil May Cry. What an eclectic lot of studs and studettes. Though I have to say, I doubt anyone will come close to the awesomeness that is Deadpool and his 4th-Wall breaking super move.

Hit the jump to see their character artwork.

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Wolverine’s deep, furious crotch action can only mean one thing! A new fucking Marvel Vs Capcom 3 trailer! This one is a straight-up character teaser. We got Ryu looking butt-hurt, Wolverine with his crotch-groan of fury, Morrigan trying to rub down Iron Man, and other thrilling, exhilarating, creamifying shit going down. Stop listening to me blather. Hit the jump and check out the teaser.

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Ah, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Where Chris Redfield can zap Bruce Banner’s dumb face with a god damn electrified baton.