#July2016
‘Dead Rising’ and ‘Dead Rising 2: Off The Record’ coming to XB1, PS4, and PC
I don’t play the Dead Rising games. This may be a personal fault of mine. But I don’t! Do you? Are you interested in a remastered version? Well, you’re in luck!
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‘Street Fighter V’ Cinematic Trailer: Powerful Power Metal Welcomes The Cast
I feel like I should get Street Fighter V, just so Bateman and I can play it on Saturday evenings. Temporarily disrupting our friendship, seeing as how he is the most competitive man in the world. And while not talented at the game, I am the world’s greatest trash talker (present in the room, on those evenings.)
‘Street Fighter 2’ turns 25 years-old today. We old, breh. We old.
Goddamn. Those of us who remember playing Street Fighter 2 in the arcade, are old. I mean — the game itself 25-futzing-years old? I still remember putting them quarters up on the arcade cabinet to hold the next game. Usually on a Saturday afternoon in some dingy dive bar/shitty family amusement center. My Mom probably putzing around, nice enough to waste her Saturday so her DorkLord kid can blow her hard earned money. Then when it was my turn, I would eagerly, and happily, spamming fireballs with Ryu as an older, more talented dude would whoop my ass. Usually with Dhalsim or some shit. 25-futzing-years old!
‘Resident Evil’ team is focusing on virtual reality games. Oh.
I don’t really sweat anything that the Resident Evil team does these days, after Resident Evil 6 and all. But I definitely give no fucks about their endeavors if they’re focusing on virtual reality games. That’s just me. How about you?
Capcom announces ‘Resident Evil 2’ remake is officially happening
Man. Remember when the beloved Japanese gaming companies from the halcyon days of gaming’s youth made wonderful titles? And didn’t just alternate between remaking those vaunted games, and pumping out crappy new installments in the franchises? I mean, I guess a part of me is excited that Capcom is remaking Resident Evil 2. But a better chunk of my psyche is wishing they weren’t so fucking adrift that they could pull off an excellent Resident Evil 7.
Whoops: ‘Street Fighter V’ Beta taken offline immediately due to connectivity issues
Not the best way to launch a beta, Capcom. By like, seeing to it that it doesn’t work. At all. (I realize this shit is probably unfathomably difficulty [or not] to pull off, but like.)
‘Resident Evil Zero’ HD Remaster Announced! ‘Cause if you can’t make good new ones, remaster the oldies!
Remaster! Remaster everything! From now, and into perpetuity! Especially for rotting companies like Capcom, whose once-excellent franchises are decaying upon the vine.
‘Street Fighter V’ announced! PS4 and PC exclusive~ (Yeah, okay.)
Street Fighter V has been announced! Which is sort of not surprising. What is (sort of) surprising is that it’s a PS4 and PC exclusive. Which is totally got to be a timed exclusive.
