#May2018

‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ got no single-player campaign, but it got a fucking Battle Royale mode, baby!

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Welcome to 2018, motherfuckers! A time in gaming which can be described in one phrase: FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES, BABY! Single-player? Nah! Despite, you know, God of War, The Witcher, Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Breath of the Wild all proving people fucking want them! Cause, they want FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES EVEN MORE, BABY!

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Activision officially announces ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ for those that care. I think…I do?

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Last year was the first time since 2008 that I didn’t buy the annual Call of Duty refried beans platter. This year though, with the release of Black Ops 4, I’ll probably be falling back in line.

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Report: ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ is dropping this year but the zeitgeist has moved on

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It’s weird. Call of Duty still sells really fucking well. But, no one gives a fuck about it compared to PUBG and Fornite. Additionally, it sells really fucking well, but not nearly as much as it used to. Thus, it is sort of this franchise that is both completely irrelevant, and still a (diminishing) cash cow.

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