#August2017
Burger King launches cryptocurrency in Russia because the future is weird and grease covered
Why the fuck not, right? Burger King has launched a cryptocurrency in Russia, the WhopperCoin. Can’t make this shit up. Some straight-up Snow Crash shit. The future is wild.
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BURGER KING getting all-you-can-eat in Japan. Limited time awesome.
Oh glory be to the toilets in Japan. With Burger King over there dropping a limited time all-you-can-eat buffet, the stupendous dumps erupting out of groaning and fatigued buttholes are going to be fantastic. I mean, right? Don’t frown. You know that it’s true.
Burger King Testing BACON ICE CREAM SUNDAE. ‘MERICA Rallies.
I was worried for a hot minute about the United States and our crown as the Gluttons of the Planet. Pizza Hut over in the UK and the Middle East were unveiling truly heinous concoctions and there was silent on our Western Front. Worry not, friends. Burger King has got our back.
Video: JAPANESE DUDE Orders 1,050 Slices Of BACON At Burger King. Assembles Insanity Burger.
The rest of the world is quickly catching up to ‘Merica in terms of abject gluttony and overall corpulence. Take this duder from Japan who worked a promotion at Burger King to score 1,050 pieces of bacon.
Video: Russian ‘Burger King’ Hip Hop Madness.
A minute-something Burger King ad from Russia featuring absurd imagery and hip hop. I have a feeling if I understood Russia it would only make a bit more sense. I am in love.
