#April2013
Groan: Halle Berry as Storm in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’
Now, why am I dissing on this picture of Halle Berry as Storm, when I normally discourage reading too much into out-of-context pictures? ‘Cause I’m a troll who hates this movie before having even seen it.
At least I’m being upfront.
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Revealed: BEAST from ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Snoresnoresnore.
Yeah, I don’t really care about what is becoming of Bryan Singer’s Fuck You You Don’t Reboot the X-Men, Until I Say So sequel to X-Men: Not Really the First Class. However, because I love you, I’m passing this along in case you do. You can repay me with nudies and a twelver of Diet Dew.
Bryan Singer reveals PROFESSOR X’S chairs from ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ This is news!
Bryan Singer, sensing that I officially don’t give a fuck about his dumb X-Men: First Class: You Thought It Was a Reboot, Fuck You sequel, has dropped the new chairs that Charlie X will be bombing around in during Days of Future Past. Do you care? Does this titillate you? Not me.
Hugh Jackman back as WOLVERINE in ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past.’ Whelp, the band’s together.
Stab any sort of ideas about the X-Men movie universe being rebooted. Stab through right through the ball bag with Wolverine’s claws. ‘Cause Hugh Jackman is back for Days of Future Past, inextricably interweaving the Singer Hey Do You Get The Gay Allegory? movies with First Class‘ universe.
Matthew Vaughn leaves ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’, Bryan Singer may replace. Well crap.
I don’t like Bryan Singer. I don’t like his X-Men movies. Now the dude may be taking over for Matthew Vaughn, who has probably left X-Men: First Class 2 to direct some Mark Millar shit-bomb. I am unhappy with all of this! All of it!
Bryan Singer claims his ‘BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’ movie can connect both TV series. Oh Singer. I f**king loathe you.
What the fuck is going on?! I completely forgot that Bryan Singer was bringing his nauseatingly unsubtle social commentary and general mediocrity to the Battlestar series. My fat skull has a resplendent ability to repress dire circumstances. Circumstances that leave me angrily spitting at my computer monitor, trying to exorcise the stupidity bring broadcast across it.
‘FIRST CLASS’ sequel’s title is ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’, and this could be the goddamn glory.
The sequel to X-Men: First Class is called Days of Future Past. Goodness me, if they can bring that storyline to life with something resembling fidelity I am sprung. Goddamn sprung. It is one of my favorite X-Men tales of all time, though I know I am not exactly setting myself apart by saying so.
J.J. Abrams Is The “GUARDIAN” of ‘STAR TREK’; I’ll Take It.
Good news, folks. It appears that so long as J.J. Abrams is churning out Star Trek moving pictures, the universe shall be devoid of Bryan Singer. Sign me up for this being a fantastic thing.
