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Kodi Smit-McPhee cast as Nightcrawler in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’
Kodi Smit-McPhee is the X-Universe‘s new cinematic Nightcrawler. Apparently he was in Dawn of the Rise of the Beginning of the Ape Planet, but I don’t remember him.
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‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ casts Sansa as Jean Grey, Sheridan as Cyclops, Shipp as Storm
OOPH. My pledge to not fucking tease bullshit in headlines was directly challenged by my desire to not sport enormous, unwieldy headlines. But hey I don’t proofread and I scream “STOP ENFORCING CULTURAL CAPITAL” when people talk about “spelling” something “correctly” so fucking fuck it! Oh yeah this isn’t about me. Storm, Cyclops, and Jean Grey have been cast in X-Men: Apocalypse.
Bryan Singer coming back for ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, and laughing in my face
I spent a considerable amount of time running up to Days of Future Past talking shit about the movie, and specifically about its director. So defenders of the movie from the jump, fart right in my mouth. I’ll let you. ‘Cause I enjoyed it. Ain’t too proud to admit it. And then take a victory lap with complimentary flick of my balls with your finger(s) of choice, as a means of celebrating Singer’s return of the next flick.
Dude behind ‘TRANSCENDENCE’ penning ‘BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’ movie script
You know, it’s been long enough since BSG ended that they can do pretty much anything with it in my eyes. The series ended, it is its own entity. So if Universal wants to hire the guy behind Transcendence which looks like a Pretentious Bullshit Rendition of Lawnmower Man to pen it, whatever. Maybe it’ll be good. Maybe it won’t. But it shant affect my love for RDM’s take.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ Trailer: Dark, Epic, Dope
I fucking resent the shit out of the fact that I think this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past is fucking awesome. So conflicted! Much goosebumps!
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’ Details: 1980’s Period Piece, TONS OF DESTRUCTION.
So X-Men: Apocalypse is going to be a 1980’s period piece? Maybe it’s because it’s the Friday before Spring Break, but I can’t muster up my usual contempt for Singer. It’s not there. I’m surfing a Sudafed/Monster Energy buzz that is glazed over with a healthy slathering of contentment. So I’ll say this: I hope it’s good. There. (But it won’t be because Singer is a hack and the X-Universe is a mess.)
Bryan Singer has broken ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ on the Internet.
I say fucking god dammit! All a man wants to do is find the gorgeous, gorgeous covers to the Days of Future Past by John Byrne. But I don’t get that! Oh no! Instead I’m ocular-fucked by a cavalcade of heinous renditions of Quicksilver and shit. Jesus Lord save me. A thousand plagues of locust upon the House Singer! Upon the House Fox!
Hit the jump to glimpse into the Singer darkness.
BRYAN SINGER is directing pilot of VINCE GILLIGAN’S CBS series. Gurglingvomitgurlging
Bryan Singer just up and shitting on my life. I thought I had to merely endure him squat-thrusting dump-juice all over the X-Men. Now the son of a bitch has ingrained himself in the pilot for Vinny Gilligan’s next show.
Bryan Singer spits about ‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’, says its about mutie origins.
Bryan Singer hasn’t finished shitting out X-Men: Every Cameo Ever Except for Rogue – Time Travelling!, but that isn’t stopping him from talking about the next flick. Which he isn’t even officially directing yet but let us be honest we won’t be spared. So what exactly is X-Men: Apocalypse going to be about?
Hit the jump and you shall receive.
‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’ IS A MOVIE. Coming 2016.
Well, looks like Fox is thinking big. Going for their own blow out universal jamboree. What does that mean? It means every thing. Wait — huh? Man, I’m over-caffeinated. Yeahsoanyways like the story is that before X-Men: Wolverine Fetish Gear Time Travelling Bullshit drops, Fox has announced its sequel.
