#November2012
GOOGLE FIBER ripping it up with speeds of 700 Mbps. G’damn.
I’m stuck with Comcast, staring in utter jealousy at Google Fiber. I have the faint desire to cut the cables behind people’s houses in Kansas City. Only problem? Goddamn Mom took away my bicycle after she caught me smoking rat feces in the alleyway behind the bowling alley. Fucking fascist.
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AOL Still Has 3.5 Million Dial-Up Users. My Porn Fetishes Are Confused.
The day I got broadband back in 2000 (a term probably now also antiquated) my life was inextricably changed. I began to demand video, porn, music, porn, more porn, and more media at the click of a button. I could never go back. There’s a lot of people on AOL who still have never left.
