Okay, so I don’t really know if The Rock punches out a lion in this trailer. But I’m pretty sure he does. Lion leaps. Cut to black. He’s wearing that dumb cat’s fucking head as a helmet. Seems obvious. I’m in, man. Before the lion punching, I was in. It’s the fucking Rock.

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I like me some Rock. Dwayne Johnson. Whatever. However, Brett Ratner smells like twice-baked farts. Homeboy makes Michael Bay look like a fucking auteur. I said it! Come and get me. Pretty much anything that guy is attached to, I’m going to look at with a heavy slathering of skepticism. So with those two teaming up for Hercules, the outcome can only be prepared for.

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