#May2013

‘BREAKING BAD’ FINALE will be ‘VICTORIOUS’ and close-ended. Ohhh snap.

Breaking Bad.

Oh Christ. The ending to Breaking Bad is coming, folks. Series creator Vinny Gilligan has some new words about the series’ conclusion, assuaging those of us who have lived through the conclusion to LOST.

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FINAL ‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON gets a premiere date. Oh shit, and a talk show!

The journey of Walter White.

Dear friends, mark your calendars. You’re going to want to specifically clear out any events that may have been planned for August 11, for that is when the final season of Breaking Bad begins.

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Errbody’s fave douche SAUL GOODMAN may really be getting ‘BREAKING BAD’ spinoff.

Better call Saul!

What was once a pipe dream, just like my animated Jennifer Lawrence monster forged out of half-eaten chicken breasts, may now come to fruition. While Vinny Gilligan seemed to be just spitballing last year about the idea of a Saul Goodman spinoff once Breaking Bad ends, it appears that AMC may be looking to actually green light that very thing. Smacks of desperation. And comb over.

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Dean Norris: Final ‘BREAKING BAD’ episodes are “Hank-centric.” Yeah, buddy.

Fuck yes. Hank-centric.

The man who plays Hank Schrader on Breaking Bad has greased up his fingies, and decided to milk our nerd glands. The good sir has dropped a couple of comments regarding the (best) show. If you haven’t seen the first half of season five, don’t be read anything after the jump. Instead, get your life in order and start watching this fucking show.

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Date for ‘BREAKING BAD’ final season is announced. Aaron Paul promises you will break sh*t.

Goddamn. Nary a day has passed since an oat soda fueled conversation had me and a friend discussing Breaking Bad, and wondering when the final descent would begin. Thanks to Jesse Pinkman himself we now know the answer to the question.

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‘BREAKING BAD’ creator says ending will be “polarizing” and ‘CASABLANCA-ESQUE’

I’m not going to cry during the ending of Breaking Bad. I’m not. I promise. I’m not. I don’t cry just thinking about Lion King. Oh god. No. No I won’t cry.

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The Dude’s High 5s: 2013 Anticipations

I know the gang Omega did our Year’s Best articles, and 2013 anticipations were one of the categories.  Well I have a busy week, so I’m going to use this High to both expand on that idea, and save time by not having to pick a category to write about.  So here are the things I’m early awaiting for the upcoming year.

P.S. I know I said Star Trek was something I’m eagerly awaiting, and I am, but it didn’t even make the list.

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THE GANG OMEGA’S PICKS OF 2012: PATRICK COOPER’S Wild Ride.

Caff: Okay, so Patrick didn’t write an introduction either. P-Rock is a wildly awesome writer and great friend, who spent this year dominating both the blogosphere and print world. He was kind enough to come back to the OL hood for the besties. Check out his Top 10 Films of 2012 over at Mishka while you’re indulging in his righteousness.

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THE GANG OMEGA’S PICKS OF 2012: The Dude Edition

Caff-Note: The Dude didn’t write an introduction, so just imagine him shouting these from a mountaintop, whilst brandishing lightning bolts and delicious esoteria. Also, props to The Dude for week after week of High 5s this year. Gods bless.

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Woman uses her breasts to smuggle cocaine. Enterprising ++

If I have learned anything from Breaking Bad, it is that drug smuggling is the mother of invention. While not nearly as cool as using an entire chicken restaurant to smuggle drugs, this enterprising lass used something quite interesting. Her bub-bub cavities.

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