#October2013
ABSURDITY: KILLER CLOWNS ASSASSINATE MEXICAN DRUG LORD.
Just because Breaking Bad is over, it doesn’t mean that the world will be bereft of absurd cartel-related killings. I mean, the show got wild, but it never had killer clowns.
Killer.
Fucking.
Clowns.
INFOGRAPHIC ADDICT: Every WALTER WHITE OUTFIT on ‘BREAKING BAD.’
Been a hot fucking minute since I featured an infographic I enjoyed here on the Spaceship. They were the fucking berries back in 2009, but I’ve cooled off on my jonseing for them since then. Why, what could resurrect such a love? Only Breaking Bad, ya fucks.
Opinions Vary: My Television Predicament
Rejoice, my friends! We are living in a golden age of television, when viewers have more and better options than ever before. There’s something for everyone, and that something is oftentimes quite impressive. In particular, dramatic narratives have become a go-to form for fans of creative story arcs and complex characters, presenting a more wide-ranging, novelistic approach to visual storytelling than even what most commercial films currently offer. And a pulp paragon of this form is Breaking Bad. It’s so defining, in fact, that some contemplate that it may be seen as this age’s end someday. But let’s be more optimistic than that. There is still a lot of quality TV-watching to be done and now that Breaking Bad has come to an end and fans of the show, myself included, start to turn to other shows, to find quality entertainment somewhere else, I think it’s a good time to explicate my strangely hesitant relationship with narrative television.
Monday Morning Commute: Gravity has got a hold on us all
Welcome, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column where we announce (proudly?) the various things we’re going to enjoy across the next seven days. It’s an integral motion, you know. Enjoying things. Helps me personally get through ten hour work days. The calming influence that is having a movie-video-game-album-stroke-fest on the horizon.
Here are the subjects I shall be dabbling in.
‘BREAKING BAD’ creator VINCE GILLIGAN’S next show is ‘BATTLE CREEK’ ON CBS
Vincent Gilligan may have blown our Pop Culture Psyche’s collective butt hole inside out with Breaking Bad, but the dude ain’t just sitting around resting on his laurels. The good sir is turning his eyes towards network television, bringing to life a show on CBS that he has been developing for quite some time.
Monday Morning Commute: Tuesday Evening Lament
Hello friends. Apologies for posting Monday Morning Commute on a Tuesday Evening. Thirteen hour work days. All that fun stuff. Anyways. Here’s uh — the thing. Wait, what thing? Ah yes, the thing. The list of activities I’m indulging in this week, in an effort to stave off the grind-based madness of the modern condition.
SAUL GOODMAN SHOW OFFICIALlY GREENLIT. Will be ‘BREAKING BAD’ PREQUEL.
Saul Goodman’s presence on television will live on after Breaking Bad, even if his character may not. A spin-off show starring our favorite secretly brilliant, not so secret scumbag has been given the official go-ahead.
‘BREAKING BAD: THE COMPLETE SERIES’ coming in A BARREL.
This is neat. The complete collection of Breaking Bad is going to arrive in the form of a barrel. You know, one of those barrels that are full of chemical-something-something that White et al. use to cook their drugs. However! I suggest you use it as a vomit bag. Jesus Christ does that show make me nauseous.
MIKE from ‘BREAKING BAD’ has joined ‘COMMUNITY’ for its fifth season. F**K YEAH.
Oh shit! Community isn’t just returning for a fifth season to fuck my gullet-pipes with awesome. It’s bringing back Dan Harmon. But ya’ll already knew that. However, did you know that Mike (Jonathan Banks) from Breaking Bad is going to have the most in-depth guest starring role in the show’s history? Eh? Eh!
Noda’s ‘BREAKING BAD’ POSTERS will hold you TIL SUNDAY.
Here are a collection of sexy Breaking Bad posters done up wonderfully by the artist Noda. Nothing more needs to be said. Hit the jump. Bask in the glory. Buckle down and wait until Sunday’s new episode.