#July2015
‘Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’ Teaser Trailer: The Gang’s Here
Yeah so this trailer for the Wet How American Summer mini-series on Netflix ain’t much. But it sure is enough.
New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Empire Magazine Covers Show Off The Heroes and Villains
Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ poster features The Rocket and the Tree
Makes sense that the first character poster for Guardians of the Galaxy is trumping up the Rocketing Raccoon and the Tree Guy. The fuzzy one is seeming like a soon-to-be-star, and Disney hasn’t missed a chance to point out that his body guard is voiced by Vinny Diesel. Behold the full version post-cut.
Rumor: BRADLEY COOPER eyed to STAR in ‘INDIANA JONES’ reboot. Uhhhhhhh.
Uhhh. So like, how about this one? Bradley Cooper? Indiana Jones? That’s the word out of Latino Review’s corner of the rotting carcass that is the Pop Culture Interwebs. And friends, they get a lot of things right when it comes to rumors. But fuck yo, I don’t know how I feel about this. Whatever. I’m just going to nod to myself and repeat the phrase “It can’t be worse than Crystal Skull” until I attain Nirvana. Or go back to playing Second Son. One of those two.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Promo Clip: Hear Rocket Raccoon go full Cooper
Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon is weird. Not at all what I’d picture, want, or cast. But hey whatever it is more Guardians material to sci-wank over.
First ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ movie promo image is like A MOTLEY SPACE CREW.
I say goddamn yeah! The first promo image for Guardians of the Galaxy has dropped. It features the ragtag gang of space fuckers all lined up. Probably being busted for drinking too much and letting Rocket pull his furry balls out in some intergalactic cantina.
Hit the jump to peep it.
CHRIS PRATT calls ROCKET RACCOON “Probably the best character” in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Chris Pratt rules. Andy on Parks and Rec? Wonderful. So I’m not surprised by his assessment of the characters of Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m happy with it none the less. Dude is all about Rocket Raccoon. And why wouldn’t be? It’s a fucking gun-toting murderous raccoon.
Official: BRADLEY COOPER voicing ROCKET RACCOON in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
I enjoy Bradley Cooper. His musk. Those eyes. His acting prowess. I also am learning to love Rocket Raccoon. His tail. His intellect. His capacity for murdering baddies. How well will these two entities mesh in Guardians of the Galaxy? I don’t know. But I’m eager to find out.
RUMOR: BRADLEY COOPER for ROCKET RACCOON in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Am I missing something about Rocket Raccoon? He seems awesome as fuck, okay? Point conceeded. However, what is the big deal about getting a huge name to play him? Explain to me. Like I’m five. That’d be playing him in voice only. Right?
