#August2012

‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Mechromancer is for people who suck at shooters. Sign me up.

I’m not good at the first-person shooters. I love them shit out of them, I really do. I also find myself looting when I should be shooting, and running into walls, twirling in beautiful stupidity. Gearbox got me covered. Read the rest of this entry »

Gearbox Software CEO: I can’t believe gaming industry hasn’t copied ‘BORDERLANDS’ yet.

Randy Pitchford is shocked that no one in the gaming industry has copied Borderlands yet. Now that you mention it, so am I. It’s like Diablo, only first-person stylee. It’s like Diablo III, but good. In fact, the sequel is my most desired title of the year. Get it! get it!

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SCREENSHOT BLOWOUT: CUSTOMIZE YOUR SEXY DEATH DEALER.

What with all the rejiggering of this year’s game releases, Borderlands 2 has elevated itself to the position of my most anticipated joint. Here’s some new screenshots of the bitty. I’m totally loving the fact that they’re employing an entire palette this time, not just a wasteland of brown and poopy-green.

Hit the jump for some screenshots.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ TRAILER: Full ‘LION KING’ Treatment For Our Horror-Win

Borderlands 2 goes In The Jungle. Wasn’t what you were expecting, but god dammit you’ll fucking love it.

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Boat Load of ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Screens Are Dubstepacular. I Made That Word Up.

Probably way late with this, but I don’t care. I do what I want! Come at me! Take that knife in lodge it in my soul, I will devour it and proclaim myself king. Oh uh what? Yeah, Borderlands 2 screens. I can’t wait for this game.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Getting Better Framerates, Sh*t Loads of New Enemies

Now that Diablo 3  has dropped and BioShock Infinite  has gotten shoved into a date past the Year of Mayan Oblivion, I’m hard pressed to figure out a jam I want more this year than Borderlands 2. I’m also not really thinking that hard, between the caffeine haze and my ADD.

Here’s some info on my must-have.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SPECIAL EDITIONS. Or, How I’ll Be Wasting Money In September

My goodness. My love for Borderlands  is unmatched by many a franchise. It is a love so strong that it will have me doing ludicrous things, like opting into ridiculous special editions I don’t need, and really can’t afford.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ To Get New Character Class; Pre-Orders Get For Free. Plus! Customization.

This is getting a bit confusing. This weekend at PAX the minds behind Borderlands 2  dropped a reveal. There’s a new character class coming to Borderlands 2. Okay, awesome. People who pre-order it will get it for free. Wait, fuck that. It’s coming after the game’s release — but dropping for both regular people and pre-orders at the same time. Oh and did I mention character customization?

Wait, slow down.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ PREVIEW SCREENS Blow Out!

Well fuck! Maybe I don’t get invited to go play Borderlands 2  like all the fancy websites did. Forget “maybe”, I fucking didn’t. What I did get to do was collate all the glorious pictures from the various sources into one post for our amusement. Let us hold one another, being neither privileged nor deprieved. The eroding middle class of gaming. Yes, I don’t know what the fuck I am saying.

Hit the jump for the goods.

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Cosplay: Official Lilith from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is…Weak knees yo.

Glory be. Even though this is the official model for Lilith from Borderlands 2, I’m pretty sure it’s worth posting. Cause, well. Just take a damn look.

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