#July2013
WUT: More ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ DLC coming. Shoot & Loot 4-Eva.
Holy mung, sign me up. There is more Borderlands 2 DLC in the works. I had thought (and I don’t think I’m alone) that Tiny Tina was the last installment of DLC for the franchise. Turns out, it was the last installment for the season pass. Well shit. Looks like whatever comes out next I will have to pay for, but I don’t give no shits.
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Cosplay: CAPTAIN SCARLETT brings some ‘BORDERLANDS’ goodness.
I have not played the Borderlands 2 DLC. Even still, I’m feeling this cosplay. I imagine after I finally (finally!) fucking cap and head into the downloadable contents, I will appreciate it even more.
Cosplay: MAD MOXXI from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is jubjublicious.
Here is some glorious Max Moxxi cosplay to salve the sting of a Monday. Let Jessica Nigri and the power of lift-inducing brassieres carry you to the end of your day.
Press Start: Life Lessons
A lifetime playing video games hasn’t just taught me that I’m a fat, slovenly dork who prefers his own company and staying indoors. Far from it: games have allowed me to come to all sort of bizarre, self-therapy conclusions. See for yourself.
Cosplay: MAYA from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is sultry telekinetic death.
This cosplay will make you say, “Oh My-a!”…”Oh May-a!!”…or shit whatever fucking something like that. Here is a good rendition of my favorite playable character from Borderlands 2.
Geekcraft: PC case goes ‘BORDERLANDS’ weapon cache.
Borderlands 2, be still my fucking heart. I don’t know if I’ve poured more time into any one single game this generation. Finish a character? Replay. Finish that? Replay. Done? New character. So with that love in mind, I’m happy to show you this gorgeous case mod.
Opinions Vary: GIVE ME NEW GAME+, OR GIVE ME DEATH.
To smash the face of your enemies is the most grand of human experiences. To drink their blood from the crystal chalice of your superiority is to achieve the pinnacle of Darwinian success. It is with this irrefutable notion in mind that I postulate the following: every fucking video game should have New Game+. Every digi-polygon experience should allow those of us who have rose up through the darkness of a Level 1, Devoid of Equipment birth to return to those who felled us at the beginning of our journey with fury. We deserve to smash their teeth with our litany of new abilities. We deserve it, god fucking dammit. We earned it.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ NEWS: New class, new cap, new DLC. Holy f**k.
A goddamn boatload of Borderlands 2 news dropped yesterday at PAX East. It is a mighty good thing I wasn’t there, for I would have dropped trousers and charged the stage. In my culture, nothing conveys excitement like a stinky little penis head being rubbed on the chair of whomever has done you right. But uh yeah, here is the info.
New ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ character teased at SXSW. Plays like Brick? Gross, but I’m excited!
There was a new Borderlands 2 character teased at SXSW. My excitement over this new character spells deeply my love for the title. (Maybe my favorite of the generation?) You see, it appears the character is going to be along the lines of Brick. This is a character who is pretty much useless, aside from being really good at getting me to hate his guts for yelling “slab!” over and over and over again. Jesus Christ, you much-muscled fuck face! Stop complaining, or get down here and help! Anyways. Will I play as him? Hell no! Am I excited? Hell yes! It’s Borderlands 2 news, you turkeys!
