#July2014
Cosplay: Snowba Fett is killin’ the mash-up game.
Snowba Fett! The mash-up I never knew I wanted, and now am vaguely grateful for. That’s it. That’s all I got for empty ramblings. Go enjoy the cosplay.
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‘STAR WARS’ RUMOR: BOBA FETT MOVIE is like CONFUSING DISNEY EXECS
So you know how Disney and LucasFilmFarm are supposed to be making all sorts of Star Wars spin-off flicks? And how one is like, supposed to totally obviously be a Boba Fett movie? Well the executives in the Mega-Mind-Monoculture Factory are totally scratching their heads trying to figure out how to pull the Fett movie off.
BOBA FETT movie is being written by LAWRENCE KASDAN.
A Boba Fett movie is coming! It is being written by Larry Kasdan! The two factoids mating with one another should be capable of producing a gooey batch of excitement all over me. Then, I remember. Boba Fett is just the slap-dick clone of some loser who gets owned like a punk by some shit Jedi. Larry. Listen close. Ignore his history. Ignore it.
WATCH: That original BOBA FETT SCREEN TEST. You know, Jango’s clone.
It must be “Hey, check out old as fuck Star Wars footage week.” You know, in honor of America. I don’t mind, though! Not one bit. The latest footage is from Boba Fett’s first screen test. From way, way back when. Prior to the days when Boba was just some annoying-as-fuck clone of Jango Fett.
Oh.
You Prequels.
Fuck.
STAR WARS – Episode Awesome: A Newer Hope!
It’s a spectacular time to be a Star Wars fan.
George Lucas, perhaps after being visited by some benevolent omnidimensional sojourner, has sold his most beloved franchise. The moment that fans realized Lucas was finally out of the picture, we began to dream. To wonder. To flirt with the idea that the piss-taste that’s been lurking in our mouths since 2005 may very well be washed away. New Star Wars films could be treated with the respect they deserve.
So, what’ve we been promised thus far? A new trilogy. Kasdan and Kinberg. J.J. Abrams. Cameos from members of the original cast. The interest of Hollywood’s finest actors and directors and other personnel. Spin-off, stand-alone movies.
In short, we finally have a newer hope.
Yesterday’s confirmation of the stand-alone flicks was the final nail in the coffin for my cautious optimism. I am now, for the first time in years, reveling in full-on nerdlust at the thought of new Star Wars. And while I have quite a bit of faith that a new trilogy could be beyond excellent, I’ve always loved the idea of free-standing movies taking place within the galaxy that Uncle George introduced back in `77!
Join me as I take a moment to geek-out about the prospect of new Star Wars movies! I’m going to fanboy my way through some of the premises I’d like to see materialize, no doubt getting so excited that my retainer spills onto the keyboard and my Diet Shasta bubbles over. After you check out my ideas, hit up the comments section and describe what you’d like to see during our next voyages to a galaxy far, far away…
Punch it, Chewie!
‘STAR WARS’ characters done up as 1980s teens. Denis Medri’s art dominates.
Denis Medri has imagined Star Wars characters as teens in the 1980s, and the result is about as balling as you would expect. There is nothing like multi-cultural-inbreeding to bring out the rampant nostalgia beasts. They have like a zillion horns, drink only at soda foundations, and have been known to demand their McDonald’s in styrofoam.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Game Is Called ‘STAR WARS: 1313’, We All Yawn.
Remember when I told you how like every iteration of Star Wars 1313 was registered as a domain name? Well, now we know what all of those registrations shall be be for. New Star Wars game! Wee! ‘Cause the last whatever how many since KOTOR haven’t been mediocre enough for us.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Project Coming, ‘STAR WARS 1313’, What Could It Mean?! More Toys, Idiot.
Oh golly gosh! A new Star Wars project is coming, tipped off courtesy of some blunt-force domain registrations. Just what is Star Wars 1313? More money for the Fuck Face.
Saturday Brew Review: Black Jack Porter
I once spent an entire afternoon hanging out with Boba Fett. He showed me around Slave I, taught me how to use a jetpack, and even let me tag along when he met some of his scummy friends for a drink. It was pretty much the best Saturday of my life.
Actually, that’s a lie. I didn’t get to do any of that shit. I was just trying to impress you.
But, what I did get to do this Saturday afternoon was spend some time with a six-pack of Black Jack Porter from the Left Hand Brewing Company. C’mon, let me apologize for telling tall tales by describing this beer to you! Seriously, check out my brew review! I promise it’ll be a halfway decent read!
Boba Fett x Game of Thrones = Game of Clones. Word.
Artist Dave Styer brings one of the few things involving a Clone Trooper that does not ramapantly suck. Hit the jump to check out his mash-up, and buy the print here.
