#August2021

Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Scale Model goes on sale. Totally isn’t a dildo. Totally ?

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Some folks have said the scale model of Blue Origin’s rocket now on sale isn’t a dildo. My emphatic, ideology-driven retort? Anything can be a dildo so long as you have faith in yourself and an open mind to the curiosities of the world.

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NASA picks Elon Musk’s SpaceX, Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin to build lunar landers for manned moon mission. Privatize the Cosmos, baby!

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NASA has chosen SpaceX and Blue Origin to build motherfucking lunar landers for the next manned moon missions! Man, I’m torn. Elon Musk is such a fucking tool that it’s hard to get stoked for SpaceX building lunar landers. Same goes for that fuck face Jeff Bezos. But, I gotta admit. New manned moon missions make my tits hard.

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NASA is teaming up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lunar lander for humans. Get our asses to the Moon!

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NASA is very fucking serious about getting to the Moon again in the near future. The latest sign? The agency is teaming-up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lander.

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