Holy taint, Dexter is back on its game. After seasons of circling the nipples, it has clamped back down with a vengeance. Teeth grinding while you arch your back in unexpected pleasure. Pain. Something-such. Draw in your breath and prepare for the terminal descent, as it looks like the writers are finally willing to play with an endgame. The season seven premiere had me diddling my taint with anxiety for a solid hour, before sucker punching me in the groin while I screamed yes.

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I’m excited for the new Conan the Barbarian movie. It was genetically designed to appeal to meat-head-dork metal-fiends like myself. Blood!, axes!, boobies! This fan made trailer takes actual footage from the movie and present itself in a manner that makes it undeniable to me. If this was released as an official red band trailer it’d be the best piece of marketing for the film yet.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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