#October2011
Video: ‘Diablo III’ Cinematic – The Black Soulstone. Hnng. HNNG. Hnnging So Hard.
Blizzard dropped this Diablo III cinematic today in addition to the other Diablo III news. It’s pants-ripping. (Or soaking. Dependent on genitalia.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
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Video: Next World of Warcraft Expansion: ‘Mists of Pandaria’ Confirmed. Pandas. LOL.
I don’t know if it’s amazing or sad that WoW has been milked so much that the next expansion pack is taking place in fucking Kung-Fu Panda. And I don’t know if I’ll be playing it because I am sad, or perhaps I revel in the absurdity/stupidity.
Hit the jump for the debut trailer.
Behold! ‘Diablo III’ Ultimate Edition. Devil-Red Priapism.
I’m certain that we’ll have shit loads of Diablo 3/WoW news coming out of Blizzcon this weekend, but for now throw this into your loins and rub it around. A couple of cruddy looking pictures of Diablo III’s Ultimate Edition. Which I’m going to be buying. Oh yes. Buying it, I shall be.
Hit the jump to check them out.
‘Diablo 3’ To Launch In Early 2012; Scrap My Winter Break Plans.
Diablo 3. I’ve accepted that it’s really real, a fact that sends a twinge up my balls. In a glorious way. However, I got greedy. Began thinking it may come out this year. Blizzard has confirmed that it won’t, and I cry a single tear.
‘Diablo 3’ Skill Calculator Is Out! Get Your Excel Spreadsheets Out, Dorks.
I’m not one for calculating classes and shit in World of Warcraft and now Diablo 3. I let the smarter people tabulate them, and the I humbly ask them to tell me what I should use. So smarter people! You can now get on it.
China Has ‘Diablo V’ Already? What Fresh Hell Is This!
Fucking China. First they’re getting dope speech balloon-shaped comic book museums, now they’ve got Diablo V and its expansion pack while we’re all waiting for the third. Jealousy.
Video: Diablo III Leaked Footage Is…Hnng. Oh God. Yes. Hnng. Character Creator.
I need Diablo III so badly. I am beginning to believe it actually exists. Today some new footage has leaked showing character select menus and the such. It makes me a bit dribbly in more than one orifice. Sorry. Gross! Nasty. When I’m this disarrayed from excitement I just reach back for the old comfort pitch: bodily fluid references.
Hit the jump.
Prepare to fap.
Blizzard Is ‘Very Serious’ About Diablo III For Consoles. Would You Play It?
Apparently Blizzard is very, very, very, totally, not lying we’re legit here serious about bringing Diablo III to consoles. Lead designer Josh Mosqueira for the game made as much clear during at Blizzard’s Gamescom press conference.
Rumor: Next WoW Expansion Has Been Named. I Am Oddly..Unpsyched.
The next World of Warcraft expansion has apparently been named. In late July, they registered a trademark for what many are assuming is the next expansion, and I wish I could bring myself to be a bit excited.
Diablo 3 Will Have Real Money Player-To-Player Auctions.
Citing the fact that there are still third-parties selling Diablo 2 items for cash, Blizzard has revealed that they’re going to cut the middle man and let players buy items off one another in auction houses in D3. For real hard cheddar. It was announced at a press gathering last week, and Vice President of Game Design Rob Pardo took a good amount of time to defend the decision.
