#May2017
‘Spider-Man’ spin-off Black Cat and Sable movie has a director and terrible title
Who, who gives a fuck about Sony’s Marvel Spider-Man universe? Not this guy. Well, maybe the Venom movie will be decent. But, a Sable and Black Cat movie? Ehhh. None the less, the movie is coming, and it’s got(maybe) an official title and a director.
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Cosplay: Black Cat strikes a pose, strikes a, uh, glorious nerve
This cosplay must have been generally engineered for me, given my proclivity for passing out from euphoria when I come across latex body suits.
Maybe: Sony planning female-led Marvel superhero flick for 2017
For all of Marvel Studios’ success, the one consistent drumbeat (understandably) is for more diversity. A female-led movie. An African-American led movie. And while Marvel Studios’ Head Czar comes up with a litany of crap to explain away why they haven’t “found time in their release schedule” for a female-led movie, another studio is going go ahead and get this shit done. With a Marvel character. Before them. Good looks, Sony.
Cosplay: Latex-clad BLACK CAT is white hot during this winter freeze
That headline is only relevant if you live in the Northeastern arm of the Empire, but hey. I live here, I write the headline, so you can suck an egg. No! No, don’t go. I’m sorry. Here, have some glorious cosplay.
Cosplay: BLACK CAT is the LATEXTUAL way to close out the week. (That’s a good thing.)
Hnng! Hnng, hnng, hnng! After a long week carrying a heavy set of testicles, this cosplay threatens to snap my spine in half. It is worth it. It was worth it. It will always be worth it.
Is BLACK CAT in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’? If it is Felicity Jones, please yes.
Felicity Jones is a very pretty lady. Latex is like, tots my favorite fetish. Should Marc Webb bring Miss Jones and latex together in the form of Black Cat, he can have my first child. Wait, the Mrs. is saying that isn’t cool. He can have his choice of sock from my collection. They all contain many of my children.
Black Cat from ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ game tickles my latex spot.
Black Cat is going to be all up in the Amazing Spider-Man video game and it appears the creators have learned from Arkham City. Slap a babe in some latex and watch as dorks like me suffer the dribbly-tip. Also, this dame is way hotter than either MJ or Gwen Stacy. Hit it Parker, hit it furiously.
