#March2012
BioWare Asks ‘DRAGON AGE’ Fans: PLEASE TELL US WHAT TO DO.
Man, BioWare is doing some serious soul searching. Hot off the gigantic dump (actually not too big, just a dungeon and a town) that was Dragon Age 2 and the cataclysmic reaction to Mass Effect 3‘s ending, the company is asking their fans what to do with the Dragon Age franchise. Is this awesome…or just sort of aimless and sad?
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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Producer Promises “NEW CONTENT” To Bring “CLOSURE”. The Sound Of Back Peddling Feet.
Mass Effect producer Casey Hudson has finally addressed the herds of people who are bat-tits crazy with hate for the Mass Effect 3 ending. In commenting on them, he promises more content (for a fucking price!, obviously) that will help bring closure to “more passionate” fans.
I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
Mass Effect 3: More Impressive Than All of Humanity’s Efforts Combined
Mass Effect 3 is undoubtedly the greatest accomplishment in video game history. It’s like someone built the Colossus of Rhodes on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza that also supports the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Don’t agree? Then stop reading right now, we probably aren’t going to see eye to eye on this one.
OH SH*T, ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ IS DROPPING TONIGHT. MY BOOBS ARE SO HARD.
Confession time: I couldn’t sleep last night. More specifically, I couldn’t sleep last night because Mass Effect 3 is coming out tonight.
‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.
Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3 has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.
Hit the jump and moan with me!
Buying All The ‘Mass Effect 3’ DLC Would Run You $870. Oh EA, F**K You.
There’s an assload of DLC coming out for Mass Effect 3. All of it is strewn through a variety of mediums – from other game purchases to figurines to a fucking headset. So much for a cohesive experience. All of this DLC, should you wish to acquire it, would run you $870.
Hit the break for the rundown.
Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Live-Action Trailer ‘Fight’ Leaks. Woop!
Apparently there’s supposed to be the reveal of a new Mass Effect 3 trailer tonight during Walking Dead. Thankfully it has leaked ahead of time, sparing everyone the punishment of watch that show, which is the consummate of ass. Trailer’s pretty dope, too.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Female Writer For BioWare Has Pissed Off Legions Of Douches.
Jennifer Hepler writes for BioWare. She’s also under siege from an outstandingly large amount of douchebags across the Internet for a comment she made regarding working in the gaming industry. When asked in an interview what her least favorite things about the gaming industry was, she responded: playing the games. I have serious apprehensions about someone who feels this way about games writing for the medium, but a lot of responses were flat out bad news.
