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‘Deus Ex’ writer + BioWare designer = Sienna Storm
A dude behind Deus Ex and a dude from BioWare are looking for your hard earned ducats. They need them so they can complete Sienna Storm, which is some wonky, but interesting, hand-drawn, non-linear, 2D spy thriller. It sounds…high-concept as fuck. But then again, I’m a half-dead, aspartame-riddled moron. The fuck do I know?
Details and trailer after the jump.
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‘Mass Effect 4’ details. And video of the Mako’s return. Srsly.
I’m pretty sure Mass Effect 4 doesn’t exist. And the minds who have been charged with developing it are obscuring this fact with intermitten morsels of nothingness. Those Fucking Bastards returned at SDCC today, babbling on about the possibilities of the next installment. While offering pretty much nothing, outside of video of the Mako. Which is the best sign yet that they’re trolling us.
Images and video after the break.
BioWare discussing next ‘Mass Effect’ at this year’s Comic Con
C’mon, BioWare. Stop fucking around with me, and Mass Effect 4. You’re “discussing” this shit at this year’s SDCC? The fuck does that mean? Bro I need footage. I need footage stat.
E3 2014: New ‘MASS EFFECT’ Trailer: Blah blah show me f**king gameplay
Here’s a “glimpse” at the new Mass Effect. But honestly it’s a whole goddamn pile of platitudes, empty rhetoric, “conceptual artwork” and happy horse shit. Someone give me a goddamn look at the actual game. Like, I’d take ten seconds of actually something over this minute+ of pretty much hot air.
Retailer lists ‘MASS EFFECT TRILOGY’ for PS4 and Xbox One. PRAISE THE REAPERS
Praise the fucking Reapers! There was no trilogy I enjoyed more in the past generation (misgiving about the ending aside) than Mass Effect. So I’m totally onboard being a consumerist whore and purchasing the whole trilogy a second time in glorious HD. Hopefully without elevator loading times. And the ME3 engine powering the whole thing.
‘DRAGON AGE 3: INQUISITION’ Trailer. And launch date!
Dragon Age 3 now has a gameplay trailer. And a release date. Both of these excite me. Do they excite you?
BioWare has discussed ‘MASS EFFECT’ remastered editions for the next-gens. I’M SPRUNG.
BioWare! Just fucking take my money! Take my money. Release these remastered editions. Watch me lap at your feet like the little classless, begging Mass Effect trollop that I am.
Boner News: NEXT ‘MASS EFFECT’ IS A SEQUEL. PLUS NEW RACES DETAILED.
Hell yeah. Take this for what it’s worth — I’m taking it to be legit. A fan who was privy to a special meeting at PAX has dropped details regarding the next Mass Effect. And I’m sprung.
BioWare TEASES next ‘MASS EFFECT.’ MY FANBALLS THROB
Mass Effect. I miss you. Mass Effect. I need you. The thought of slipping you into my PlayBox-4One makes my knees quiver. So when those fuckers at BioWare tease your next installment, even barely tease it, I begin to lose my cool.
‘MASS EFFECT 4’ features NO SHEPARD. Will still feel like ‘MASS EFFECT.’
Despite the ending. I miss Mass Effect. I miss the fucking Citadel. I miss biotics. I miss the Universe. A lot. So Jesus Christ BioWare, give me something to get a Mass Erection over.
