#January2013
Cosplay: Elizabeth from ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ has my Atlas Shrugging.
Get it? ‘Cause the first BioShock spent its time eviscerating Atlas Shrugged? And like, I was punning on that. Talking about my dinky. Oh whatever. Anyways, you’re not here for me.
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Watch: First FIVE MINUTES of ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE.’ Do you dare?
I’m not watching this. However, I’m presenting you with the opportunity. Do you dare to spoil?
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ is getting a B-Side cover, and we decide.
Ken Levine was pretty forthright in his explanation of why BioShock Infinite‘s cover was straight dude-rock. To make the title seem appealing to those who hadn’t heard of it. It’s a fucking industry, people! In an effort to combat the less than tasty cover, Irrational Games is offering a chance to vote on the flip-side cover. Pretty solid move, in my honest humble truthful wonderful blessed opinion.
Press Start: Digital Afterlife & Rebirth
Does anyone else regularly think about the intro sequence from Ghost In The Shell? I remember how amazing it was. I loved watching that shell being born: all dripping liquid and hydraulics. Birth without all the mess: I can dig it.
As I step out of the shower, I feel a similar kind of (re)birth and I’m ready to fill this pool up with enough gaming news to drown anyone foolish enough not to wear water wings. Get in.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ delayed until March 2013, but it’s like good!
Bad news: BioShock Infinite is getting delayed. Good news: there is a deluge of previews out today, and they are all covered in juices and smiles.
Gorgeous ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ cosplayer gets actual job promoting game.
Good lass Anna Moleva crushed it with some BioShock Infinite cosplay in which she looked eerily similar to the game’s female protagonist. She crushed it so much, in fact, that she has been hired to appear in promotional materials for the title. This is full of win. So, so full. In fact, they had to slit its gills just to stuff more win into the entity.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Box Art. Got that generic moody white dude swagger.
Oh snap! Hubba, hubba! I had no idea that BioShock Infinite‘s lead was such a looker. Got that typical Nathan Drake swagger to him. It is hard to imagine Ken Levine signing off on this box art, with it being so typical Male Lead Whupping Ass. Aimed to catch the mouth breathers in the aisles! Oh snap! Old salt-and-peppered McGrizzly rolling with a shotty. I’m sold! Whatever. As long as the game is good, I’ll temper my tempest.
Press Start: Buddhist Multiplayer Shooter
I’m not playing around with silly accents, half-assed attempts at comedy and protracted self-deprecation this week. Hell no: I’m injecting this fact-stream straight into your cerebral cortex, just like you were Motoko Kusanagi. We’re all in the machine now and you need a games news hyperderm. I’m gonna give it to ya.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ TRAILER: The Beast of America is a glorious breed.
More Sunday goodies! If this trailer for BioShock Infinite is any indication, we ain’t got anything to worry about. The game will dominate in typical Levine fashion. And I mean, whenever has a trailer duped us?
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Collector’s Editions revealed. But what if it sucks?
Yeah, I went there. As much as I want to be hyped for the fucking BioShock Infinite Omega Level editions, I can’t get there. People are leaving that game’s development team like it’s a flame-covered donkey ride in the middle of the ocean. What is that, exactly? Fuck you! I don’t know. Anyways, so yeah. Buy these. At your own risk.
