#April2012
‘DISHONORED’ TRAILER: Bethesda’s Stealth Jam Feels Like Assassin’s BioShock
Nope, no Skyrim DLC. That wasn’t what Bethesda was teasing. It’s the trailer for their stealth game Dishonored. The trailer itself is over four minutes long, filling the screen with imagery that gives the game a vibe as if it was the gurgling lovechild of a BioShock and Assassin’s Creed drug-fueled orgy. No actual gameplay though, which is a shame.
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BETHESDA Revealing…SOMETHING Tomorrow. SKYRIM DLC?
Bethesda is teasing something on their Twitter feed. No idea what it is specifically, but they dropped a picture and a promise of a revealtion tomorrow.
Hit the jump for the picture, and to speculate. Skyrim DLC?!
‘SKYRIM’ Is Adding ‘KINECT SUPPORT’, Yeah Great. Where’s My F**king Flying Mount.
Back in February I pointed all your goggle-eyes towards a Skyrim Sizzle Reel that displayed what the developers would love to add into the title. One of the joints in the sizzle reel were flying dragon mounts. That was awesome. Another was stupid fucking Kinect support. That was dumb. I am bitter. Can you guess which one is actually getting implemented?
Bethesda To Announce ELDER SCROLLS MMO IN May. More Like RL Oblivion, Right?
Bethesda is set to announce an Elder Scrolls MMO this May, in an announcement that will take the series in a direction that can only make too much sense.
Bethesda Settles ‘Fallout’ Lawsuit. They Own The Entire Wasteland.
Praise whatever Myth you dig, Bethesda has settled the lawsuit between Interplay and themselves over the rights to Fallout. The glory! The glory! There shant be a Fallout MMO designed by Interplay.
Skyrim: , Willpower: 0
Despite having three projects due in three weeks, despite that I could have waited until Christmas and saved cheddar, despite the fact that I haven’t beaten Arkham City, I caved. I couldn’t help it. Bethesda, you devil you.
Video: ‘Skyrim’ Gets A Live-Action Launch Trailer. That’s A Dragon Tail In My Pants. Promise.
This is late, I’m late, the party has already started. I caught this trailer last night during Monday Night Football, and it blew my pants off. Looking it up, it debuted last week. Whoops! I apologize. If you’re a dunderhead like me, you’ll love it. If you’ve already seen it, watch it again.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Fallout MMO Work Can Continue, Bethesda Injunction Thwarted!
The dessiccated husk of Interplay has been trying to get a Fallout MMO off the ground for a while now, even as now-owner of the property Bethesda has waged a legal war again it. Currently winning: Interplay.
Review: RAGE (XBOX 360)
You know, there’s some sort of unwritten rule amongst games bloggers/reviewers/writers. I’ve heard it mentioned before that you should never review a game without finishing it: it smacks of a lack of professionalism, a lack of commitment and, most importantly, it doesn’t seem fair to call a race before it finishes.
Fuck that. When I drop forty bucks on a game I want it to entertain the shit out of me: at least keep me interested until the end. If your product fails to even meet that basic requirement then this is what you get: a bile-filled rant on how your game cheated me out my hard-earned money. Simply put: me seeing Rage through until its end would be like finishing a meal of dog shit and ass hair because it came served on a plate. There are principles and then there’s stupidity.
Bethesda Almost Made ‘Game of Thrones’ Game, Stopped Because Of Skyrim. Swear Words.
Game of Thrones is a perfect source material for some fucking fantasy RPGing. Right? It practically screams adapt me, be it as a classic RPG or some sort of Bethesda beast of modernity. And it almost happened, but then came fucking Skyrim.
