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Rumor: Batfleck appearing in ‘Suicide Squad’ before his solo flick. ‘Cause Batman.
DC knows what you want, fuckers! They have studied your genitals’ heat fluctuations. The ones that occur when they murmur superheroes’ names into your ear-brain while you sleep. And they’ve found that you pretty much only give a shit about Batman. So you’ll get him. In everything.
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‘LEGO Movie’ Batman is getting his own spin-off movie.
The incarnation of Batman from LEGO Movie is getting his own spin-off flick. How do I feel about this wonderful ancillary character being spun-off into his own movie? I’m not really sure.
Cosplay: Batman finds love with a Supergirl
Batman needs to cheer up. Some would say he needs *therapy* (cough go to our store, buy things, cough). So god bless this cosplay, which has him finding a momentary respite with Supergirl.
All The Frowns: DC has dropped new official image of Ben Affleck as Batman
Here’s a new look at Batfleck, folks. For what it’s worth. And we are at a crossroads, too. Or rather, I am. And really, I don’t fucking matter, so who even gives a shit where I am? Anyways. I’ll indulge myself.
Rumor: Doomsday is in “Batman v Superman.’ *All* the characters
I get in trouble here a lot from random people floating by this Shit Hole Space-Ship who don’t know I’m a hyperbolic, exaggerating douche bag. They ain’t down with my over-the-top shit talking of Batman vs Superman vs Lex Luthor (feat. Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Others, and now Doomsday). So I’m just going to leave this here. Just for you to chew on. Without my typical commentary.
BATMAN getting two new titles from BECKY CLOONAN and others
Yeah, I’ll admit it. When I read the headline yesterday that there were new Batman titles coming, I sort of rolled my eyes. Being derisive from the jump doesn’t pay, folks. Because one of these fucking comics is being written by Becky fucking Cloonan, and there is a collection of talent throughout both titles. Consider me persuaded.
Batman co-creator BILL FINGER finally gets a cover credit on ‘DETECTIVE COMICS’ #27
It only took DC seventy-five years to unfuck a case of the Fuckeries that had laid at the feet of Batman’s co-creator, Bill Finger. As part of the Corporate Juggernaut’s celebration of Batman’s 75th anniversary, they’re giving out a free copy of Detective Comics #27. On fucking Batman Day! I’m serious. Anyways, adorning said free comic is Bill Finger’s beautiful name, finally giving the influential mind appropriate props.
Fox has officially ordered ‘GOTHAM.’ Fans are rabid!
Get it? Cause don’t like, bats, carry rabies? Who the fuck knows. I’m a fecalpheliac, not a scientist! Actually, I’m neither. I’m a tri-headed Sasquatch with IBS. Anyways, Fox has officially ordered Gotham. Which frankly I don’t care about. I’m hoping you may. To justify all this.
Watch: BATMAN gets ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ OPENING CREDITS
Not too much to write about, here. It’s Batman done up in the style of the iconic True Detective credits. Dope as shit. Hot as shit! Shit as shit!
Cosplay: This CATWOMAN is BODY SUIT BLISS
Any regular around here knows I have a certain *cough* fixation on body suits. Spandex, latex, leather, pleather. Sign me up for all of them. So said regulars can pretty much say “obviously” when I point out this Catwoman has me losing my mind.
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