#September2014
Crazy Aquaman rumor for ‘Batman v. Superman’
Let’s talk Batman v. Superman rumors! Yeah why the fuck not! It’s Monday night! I’m sitting in shorts, my Padmé Amidala baby doll, and my comfy crocs. Ain’t got nowhere to go. Ain’t got nothing better to do. The latest rumor involves newly christened OL Babe Khal Drogo (ever since the great booth flyby of 2014) and his role as Aquaman.
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Snyder reveals official look at Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’
I’ll give it up to Snyder. He is like the opposite of Jar Jar Abrams or whatever. Dick-Lords leak pictures of his Batmobile? He ain’t going to sit around and let that low-quality bullshit build “intrigue”, nah. Mystery. Not even. He’s going to drop an official look. Let it rub against our geek prostate. Cooing to us.
After the jump.
Leaked! – The Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’
Unlike most of my venomous, emotionally erratic posts about Batman vs Superman, Feat: Zack Snyder vs Good Filmmaking, I’m not going to be hatin’ in this one. Nope! Not at all. I’m just here to show you some pictures of the new Batmobile that have leaked. And if you’d fucking believe it, I actually sort of dig it.
Potential spoilers lay beyond the JUMP, BROS.
New Superman outfit from ‘Batman v Superman’ ain’t all f**king gloomy
Hey oh wow, Superman has a new, lighter costume.
I imagine the conversation that led to it went something like this.
Rumor: Scoot McNairy playing The Flash in ‘Batman v Superman.’
Scoot McNairy, like half of Hollywood, has been cast in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Slo-Motion Ruin Porn. Up until now we ain’t known who the actor has been playing, but new reports having him playing The Flash. What has set off this speculation, you ask? The dude is wearing green socks on set. Yeah I don’t know.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson *deciding* between playing Shazam and Black Adam
This is how you know The Rock is the Greatest Actor our generation. The motherfucker is deciding whether he wants to play either Shazam, or Black Adam. Dude is like “Let me think about it, I’ll get back to you.” Total power move, and I love it.
‘Batman v. Superman’ moves release date, blinks in ‘Captain America’ stare down
It was only a matter of time before either Captain America 3 or Batman v. Superman changed their release date. The two movies had been locked in a stare down, both laying claim to the same release date in May of 2016. The one who flinched? Batman v Superman: Frowny Time – Justice People. Which I suppose isn’t surprising, given that Marvel’s Cinematic Juggernaut continues to smash expectations and consume our pop culture.
Leaked: ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ SDCC Teaser
Get this teaser footage of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice from this year’s SDCC while you can.
Behold: High-Res image of Wonder Woman in ‘Batman v Superman’
Here’s a high-res look at Gal Godot as Wonder Woman in Dawn of Justice. What say you?
All The Frowns: DC has dropped new official image of Ben Affleck as Batman
Here’s a new look at Batfleck, folks. For what it’s worth. And we are at a crossroads, too. Or rather, I am. And really, I don’t fucking matter, so who even gives a shit where I am? Anyways. I’ll indulge myself.
