#October2012

EARTH-SIZED planet found in Alpha Centauri? I’ll take it!

Goddamn! Get down, get down. Astro-wizards have found an “Earth-sized” planet in Alpha Centauri. If you don’t think this is the berries, good sir or madam, you don’t know poop about squat.

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STEAMPUNK Nintendo casemod is geekcraft wundry.

This is the balls, ya’ll. Check out this geekcraft monument to geekcraft. A Steampunk Nintendo casemod. For when you’re feeling totally antiquated rocking out to the original Super Mario Bros, you can take the system back. Way back.

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Cosplay: This gorgeous handmade ‘SKYRIM’ armor will have you in a fantastical swoon. Crap puns.

Goddamn. This Skyrim cosplay is taking it to the upper level. One could even say it was, wait for it, omega level. I’m all wilin’ out, dropping terrible puns and nonsensical blather. Business as usual. Anyways, anyways. This isn’t about me. It’s about this wonderful handmade armor.

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Mauro Perucchetti Sculpts Batman and Superman Like Famous Work Of Michelangelo. Awesome.

All sorts of twisting ideas into one sexy knot of pop culture riffage. Comic books as modern myth meet creation myth meet Michelangelo courtesy of  Mauro Perucchetti.

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Radio Free Omega: BARK AT THE MOON.

I showed this to Mrs. Caffeine Powered, and she laughed so hard and at such a pitch that she sterilized my nuts. Sorry honey, I’m now sterile, but it’s probably better for the human race. I don’t usually talk about music here on the Omegaship. While everything invariably breaks down into snobbery and douchery on the internet, music always seems the most ignitable topic. Of course, there’s a but. But! I can’t help but be stoked for the next Between the Buried and Me album, and the fact that they tease it in such a manner only makes my butthole beat like an 808 for them even harder.

Party on.

Eat Her Boobs! Couple’s Pac Man Clothing Is Awesome. And Safe For Work, Oddly.

Source: Kotaku.

Monday Morning Commute: Testicular Decapitation

WOAH

[via only the young die young]

The idea of her touching me around that region actually makes the threat seem a-okay. Where’s Monday Morning Commute? In your ass! Shit is on hiatus this week. Pepsibones is in Vermont, I’m sitting in the sun, and the rest of the Empire is celebrating Memorial Day. If it’s nice in your neck of the woods, go grab some toxic rays and drink your alcoholic or caffeinated (or both) beverage of your choice.

Regular banality resumes tomorrow.