#April2012

New ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOT: Roll Call For The Sexy Bunch

New Avengers  TV spot that highlights the  chiseled  and lethal group of superheroic hard bodies that are going to defend the Earth from Loki and his band of Generic Aliens.

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TWO ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOTS: Hulk Smashes Shit; Cap Leads

I’m becoming a bit of a workaholic here on my blogging grind. 10:30 on a Friday night. Ain’t drunk. Ain’t laid. Ain’t even reading funny books. Blogging. From my (finger)tip(s) to your gaping maw. Here. Have two new TV spots from Avengers. I can’t wait for this shit, even if the Captain America suit continues to look like a Hot Topic nightmare. I mean, shit! How can we complain when the Hulk is ballin’ out of control.

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Video: First Scene From ‘AVENGERS’ Has Black Widow, Coulson, Whedon Time.

Hey, do you want to see the first scene from Avengers? It’s got some Black Widow action. Some Agent Coulson action. Some Joss Whedon banter.

Hit the jump if you’re intrigued, yo!

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‘AVENGERS’ Poster: NICK FURY And AGENT COULSON. Or, Who F**king Cares?

Here’s a poster for the Avengers  with Nick Fury and Agent Coulson. Legit question: does anyone actually give a fuck about Agent Coulson? I’m genuinely interested.

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‘THE AVENGERS’ Gets Official LEGO Poster. Cross-Marketing Synergy.

Pow! The Avengers get their plastic on in this official LEGO riff on the poster for the flick. Why am I posting this? I don’t know. It’s Saturday and shit. Drink your coffee and enjoy it.

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‘THE AVENGERS’ Soundtrack Features Late 90’s Nu-Metal Crap. Also: New Soundgarden

Oh boy! I thought that the awful use of Nine Inch Nails  in the trailer for Avengers  was bad. I like the song, but holy fuck. Heavy handed. After glancing at the soundtrack listing for the flick, I’m not wishing that was the worst of my problems.

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NEW ‘AVENGERS’ TRAILER Is All About Black Widow. I Approve.

Here’s an Avengers  trailer rocketing out of Poland that goes superhard on the Black Widow action. I may be losing my mind, but some of the footage looks like its from Iron Man 2, unless Natasha spends a lot of her time running around nondescript white hallways. None the less, I’ll take it.

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Marvel Pixel Superheroes: sigh…Rosebud.

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I came across these dope illustrations today, and thought I would share with the class. They reminded me of a simpler time in bit depth technology. Check em out after the jump.
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New ‘AVENGERS’ Pics Are Busty, Brooding, Smokey. FLAWLESS.

Oh hell yeah! Someone has delved into the Nethers and uncorked the Avengers  Hype Machine. It’s showering us with promotional images, though most of them are just the gorgeous crew looking gorgeous if not a bit angsty. This newest batch is more of the same, with a bit of a Black Window push-up bra stylee.

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NEW ‘AVENGERS’ PICS: Cause Posing And Brooding Is Always Awesome

If there is one thing that is defining the marketing campaign for the Avengers  flick, especially when it pertains to the pics released, it is a whole bunch of attractive people doing nothing. Just sitting. Brooding. Flexing. Boring. Don’t get me wrong I’m jazzed to the tits about the movie, but these pictures are equally boring and hilarious.

Hit the jump to bask in the banality.

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