#May2012
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
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WATCH: This IRON MAN Cosplay MOVES. Tech Swag ++
Sure you’ve seen Iron Man cosplay. However, have you seen Iron Man cosplay that replicates the nearly erotic for tech-fetishists clicking and clanking of the armor coming together?
Hit the jump!
Post-Premiere ‘AVENGERS’ Scene Makes Movie; Shown This Weekend
Remember the back and forth about the Avengers scene that may or may not have been shot after the movie premiered? It’s in the flick. It truly is! I promise.
There’s more (non-spoiling) details post-jump.
The Wasp Was Almost An AVENGER; That’s What Sequels Are For?
Janet Van Dyne has a rough go of it. Abused by Hank Pym, dying in multiple universes, getting cut out of flicks even as they were beginning to film.
INFOGRAPHIC: Marvel Movie Universe Timeline. SH*T IS INTENSE.
This shit is intense right hurr. How about the entire Marvel Movie Universe done up in an annotated timeline? Who has the time to make this shit? Wait, who has the time to blog all day about nonsense? Touche, good friend. Touche.
‘AVENGERS’ Assembled At TARGET Out Of Consumer Nonsense
One of the great things about Target is that you can walk out of the joint having spent $200 on absolutely nothing. A shitty DVD, some razors, an action figure, jelly beans, Diet Dew, and all of a sudden you’re poor. Riffing on this idea that the establishment truly is a Palace for Mindless Crap is this Avengers advertising campaign. The Avengers! Built from nonsense! For a spectacle movie. It all comes together.
Third ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Dropping With ‘AVENGERS’; Film Has Hour Of IMAX Footage
Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.
Video: ‘AVENGERS ON A BUDGET’ Is EPIC Gone Pudgy Shoestring
These shoestring recreations of the whiz-bang multimillion dollar Avengers trailers are pretty choice. It’s like we’re all totally stoked for the movie because its noodling our inner child, and then this movie is our inner child hood noodling the movie. I don’t know what the fuck that means.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Update On ‘AVENGERS’ Additional Scene That Was Shot Post-Premiere.
Funny friggin’ stuff, Joss Whedon and the gang shooting a scene for Avengers after the fucking premiere. Kevin Feige was initially pissed that RDJ let it out of the bag. Then he said it didn’t happen. Now he’s saying it did happen. But! It’s not a scene. It’s a…something.
‘AVENGERS’ POSTERS By Olly Moss and Tom Whalen for Mondo Are Tasty
Avengers. Olly Moss. A match made in the steamy depths of my fanboy underoos. Tom Whalen? Also awesome. I like to imagine a world where these sort of posters were actually the official ones, and thereby I could buy them for $5 at a shitty Hot Topic or something. Such is not the world we live in.
Hit the jump to check them out.
