#October2014

Rumor: ‘Avengers 3’ may not feature stars of Phase 1 and Phase 2

Avengers

Avengers 3 may not feature the stars of the MCU’s Phase 1 and Phase 2? Interesting. I could see this working, if only because the film is rumored to be split into two halves. The first half features a cavalcade of newbies led by Star-Lord (and perhaps Captain America), only to have the “real” Avengers arrive in Avengers 3.5?

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Robert Downey Jr. continues to talk ‘Iron Man 4’, jokes about Gibson directing

Iron Man 3.

I have to believe at this point RDJ is just doing some adorable posturing when it comes to Iron Man 4. Like, sure he runs his mouth, and hints that he’s not sure if it’ll happen. Referencing his age and shit. But as others have rightfully pointed out, I think this can all be translated to “If the money and the script are right.”

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ DVD & Blu-Ray has exclusive ‘Avengers 2’ sneak peak

Star-Lord, man.

Slam my toe in a fucking door and twist my nips! I need to be calmed down. I was totally already I promise you swear to God swear to the Lords of Kobol going to buy the Guardians of the Galaxy Blu-Ray. But now?! Now The Powers At Marvel have revealed that the disc will come with a fucking exclusive sneak peek at Avengers 2: Stark Done Fucked Up. So sold. Okay, nice. Keep twisting my nips.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ gets (unsurprising) plot synopsis

AGE OF ULTRON

Are you like me? Hungry for any morsel of Avengers: Age of Ultron news? Well, here. Gobble up this official plot synopsis from Disney. It’s pretty much everything the Internet has already figured out, but it makes for a momentary indulgence.

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First Official Look: The Vision from ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

Avengers - Age of Ultron.

This is (maybe, sort of, potentially) a first look at Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron. All is predicated on whether or not this image of a poster for the flick is legitimate. So you’ve eaten the fucking caveat! If it turns out to be bogus I don’t want to hear any grousing. You’ve been warned.

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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ images feature Hawkguy, Banner, The Twins

Avengers - Age of Ultron.

Want several new images from Avengers: Age of Ultron? Of course you do. Or maybe you don’t. I don’t know you very well. But you have a nice smile, and I think your day is going to be a-okay.

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Stellan Skarsgård (Dr. Erik “Underpants” Selvig) returning for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

Dr. Erik Selvig.

Stellan Skarsgård continues to assert his importance to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Dude held it down in Thor, sort of almost ruined the world in Avengers, and then ran around in his undies in Thor: The Dark World. Now he’s returning for Avengers: Age of Ultron. What’s he up to in the movie? Who knows. But I’m personally hoping he hangs dong.

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GEEKGASM: First look at ULTRON + MORE in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

oh god

Well stuff my fucking ass with wonder while I scream “Daddy Odinson”, this shit is the glory. Entertainment Weekly has dropped a whole cavalcade of Avengers: Age of Ultron info and images. And oh baby – are they making me squirt.

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EDGAR WRIGHT left ‘ANT-MAN’ over forced SHITTY SCRIPT REWRITE

Edgar Wright.

TL:DR EDITION FOLKS: Edgar Wright has left Ant-Man over a fucking dreadful script rewrite. A rewrite that wasn’t brought on by Kevin Feige, but rather high-up Disney No Knowing Dick Lord Czars. Maybe just as concerning? Joss Whedon supports Wright, so lord knows if the Fanboy King will persist in the MCU after finishing Avengers: Age of Ultron.

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Solo ‘HULK’ movie following ‘AVENGERS 2’ says Lou Ferrigno

The Hulk all be questioning and such.

If the former body and current voice of the Hulk is to be believed, the Irradiated Fucker is soon going to be privileged enough to have his own flick. More than one person on the interwebs has already questioned just how tuned in Lou Ferrigno is to Marvel Movie News, but let’s indulge the rumor anyways.

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