#December2012
Joss Whedon has submitted his ‘AVENGERS 2’ outline. Oh to read that!
I imagine myself. As I use the powers of imagination, I picture a sweat-slicked chest, heaving in. Heaving out. I have stolen the top secret Avengers 2 outline from Whedon’s bed side after he and I had a tickle fight. I won, but he wasn’t resentful. After passing into a calm repose, Joss rolls over. I spy it on his bed stand. It can’t be! Can it? I grab it. It is. Or so I imagine.
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Rumor: Ms. Marvel in ‘AVENGERS 2’, with Emily Blunt or Ruth Wilson up for role. Wut? Yes!
Ms. Marvel in Avengers 2? Frak yeah. Carol Danvers is a goddamn fantastic character. As a hell of a strong female lead, she is just sort of lass that Whedon would gravitate towards. Here is hoping there is something to this rumor. Especially if Emily Blunt is in consideration. Coming out of Looper, make mine Blunt. Or something. Should probably just let that saying die.
New ‘HULK’ standalone flick wouldn’t be until after ‘AVENGERS 2′, plus ‘AVENGERS 3′ teaser?
Look at Kevin Feige dropping No Duh! Bombs! Dude is all like saying that a standalone Hulk flick with Ruffalo wouldn’t come until after Avengers 2. No doi! All of us geeks have spent hours scouring Marvel’s Phase 2. This doesn’t surprise me. At all.
JOSS WHEDON on why he almost didn’t do ‘AVENGERS 2’, dude makes sense. Lots of it. ILU, Joss.
When Joss Whedon crushed it with Avengers, it seemed natural homeboy would take the reins for the second one. Not so! Not so at all. There was consternation a-plenty from geeks like me when he wavered, and wobbled. Oh glorious being! Please guide us into a second flick! Think more Dark Knight, and less Bruce Wayne Climbs. The Whedon answered our clarion cry, and now he is explaining why he almost didn’t.
‘THE AVENGERS’ Agent Phil Coulson gets sculpted into The Vision.
When Agent Coulson bought the farm in Avengers, there was a strong contingent rubbing themselves at the idea of him becoming the Vision. Whether or not he dons the digital life, one talented sculptor has given him the treatment.
Vin Diesel is teasing he’ll be The Vision in ‘AVENGERS 2’, people actually believe him.
Golly gosh! With Avengers 2 three years out, the script nowhere in sight, and Vin Diesel categorically one of the worst actors of all time, somehow people are believing the dude may actually be The Vision. This reminds me of that Sean Young tipped the world off to how crazy she was by campaigning for Catwoman.
Joss Whedon signs EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT with Marvel through 2015. Dude is their shepherd, praise be.
Joss Whedon didn’t just sign on to write and direct Avengers 2. Naw, son! Naw, daughter! The motherfucker has signed on to work exclusively with Marvel through the three years following the Mayan apocalypse. I couldn’t be happier about this if I was reading it while spraying whipped cream on my nipples and slapping myself on the ass with a spatula. And we all know how happy that makes me!
[Watch] ‘THE AVENGERS’ first Post-Credits Scene is online courtesy of Marvel. Peep the big bad.
Marvel has release to the interwebz public the post-credits scene from the Avengers that announces the arrival of the new Big Bad. Now you can either get on with correcting your negligent ass if you haven’t seen it, or gaze at his purple-assed leathery face once more.
Edgar Wright Has Finished Directing An ‘ANT-MAN’ TEST REEL. Oh Lord It’s Growing!
Looks like the gooey wet dream of many a fan is coming true. Edgar Wright has just finished directing an Ant-Man test reel, ostensibly proving to the Overlords That Be that the look can be achieved on the screen.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ To Be Marvel’s Second Movie In 2014. Wee!
I just don’t…I just can’t….give a fuck about Guardians of the Galaxy. I just don’t get it, either. It isn’t that I condemn the entire concept of the franchise. That isn’t it at all. What is boggling my mind is why Marvel is thinking that this is going to be such icy hotness. The next part of their monolithic movie empire.
