#June2013

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. signs for ‘AVENGERS 2’ and ‘AVENGERS 3.’ Money Truck goes BEEP BEEP.

Robert Downey Jr.

The inevitable has happened. Marvel has signed Robert Downey Jr. for the second and third Avenging flicks. No brainer, right? Still though – no mention of Iron Man 4. My guess? I’m still pushing for his death-sacrifice/resurrection in the aforementioned movies. What do you peoples make of all this?

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WUT: QUICKSILVER going to be in ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ AND ‘AVENGERS’. GOOD THING HE’S FAST, LOL.

Quicksilver.

Fuck Bryan Singer, can’t you let us fans of the Marvel movie universe have nice things? A week or whatever after Quicksilver is confirmed for Avengers 2, you come out and let the world know you’re featuring him (played by a different actor than in A2) in your upcoming nightmare.

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OH SHIT, WHEDON CONFIRMS: QUICKSILVER AND SCARLET WITCH are in ‘AVENGERS 2.’ Prepare yourself.

Joss Whedon.

The Whedon has confirmed what has been speculated: the motherfuckering (yes, fuckering) Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver shall be in the second Avengers movie. I don’t know about you, my fellow Marvel fans, but this makes the Universe really fucking interesting to me.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in talks for TWO ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUELS, no word on ‘IRON GUY 4.’

Avengers

Well this is interesting. RDJ is in talks to reprise his role as Really Rich Smart Guy in not one but two of those Avengers flicks. But what about Iron Guy 4, you’re proclaiming?! Who knows. My own personal take? Stark dies in Avengers 2, and “comes back to life” or whatever in the third.

What say you?

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AVENGERS 2: SCARLET WITCH and QUICKSILVER CONFIRMED. Marvel(ous) Incest?!

Scarlet Witch.

C’mon. After Game of Thrones, incest is Hollywood’s New Black. So what makes more sense than Joss Whedon introducing these two characters in Avengers, only to have them bang it out? Cosmic threat indeed! I don’t know. It’s Friday. Leave me alone.

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Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.

Thanos.

Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.

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NO ‘IRON MAN 4’? Plus Whedon teases QUICKSILVER and SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS 2’?

Joss Whedon.

Here, have a batch of Avengers, Iron Man 4, and Marvel movie rumors.

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‘AVENGERS 2’ filming early 2014 in the UK. Plus! PHASE TWO concept art.

Avengers

Avengers 2 news! Phase two news! Smash this info-dump down your esophagus, and wash it down with some cinematic hyperbole. The Marvel Leviathan shall stop for no one, Gods (of Death) help us all.

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Rumor: “PLANET HULK” key part of Marvel’s Phase Three movie plans.

Planet Hulk in the fucking house. Maybe.

The latest rumor birds are barfing up thrice-chewed reports that Marvel’s PHAZE 3 movie plans are going to contain nothing less than Planet Hulk. I don’t know, yo. This would be particularly audacious (and awesome), so color me skeptical they’re going to aim this high. Here is hoping I am wrong.

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Joss Whedon on ‘AVENGERS 2’ and ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’, hee-yay.

Joss Whedon can’t top 2012. He can’t. It was the year he bathed in the blood of delicious capitalist credits, and finally ascended to what many believe is his rightful place on the Geek Throne. Despite that, he is too young to retreat to a cave and live his days as an ascetic. So here is hoping talking about his next ventures.

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