#August2013
Here’s WHEDON on how Ultron will be different in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Ultron is going to be different in Avengers: Age of Ultron. We know that. We know that because he ain’t going to be created by Ant-Man, a fact that still has certain sects of geeks furiously ripping their pubes out in rage. But how is he going to differ? This week in Entertainment Weekly J-Whedon opened up (a little bit, duh) about his take on Ultron.
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Rumor: ELIZABETH OLSEN being considered for SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Lest you have forgotten, Avengers: Age of Ultron is going to double the amount of comic book characters on screen. By triple. Don’t run the math, it works. Trust me. One of the new characters debuting is Scarlet Witch. Who will be playing her? Maybe Elizabeth Olsen. Maybe.
FEIGE SAYS: MARVEL has MOVIES PLANNED THROUGH 2021. Aiight.
When I first came across this story, the headlines were sexier than the actual nougat. Why does the nougat never taste as delicious on my tongue-tip? Eh?
WHEDON: Thanos was never the NEXT VILLAIN. Would love FURY on S.H.I.E.L.D. show.
Another day, another batch of Joss Whedon sound bites. Eh, I don’t care! I’m the speculation swine! I smack my lips all over the delicious morsels of news regarding Avengers 2. I am gluttonous, I hate myself, but I cannot stop.
OMEGA-CAST #3 – Squatchin, SDCC, and Pancakes.
Now that Patrick Bateman and Rendar Frankenstein have returned from squatchin’ in the Great White North, the Three Omega Idiots decide to tackle the San Diego Comic Convention Thing. Plus! Taking gnarly dumps, maybe two functioning microphones, how much better Thor is than The Flash, and cheap plugs of shitty t-shirts.
WHEDON: ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ offering NEW TAKE ON ULTRON. Cry FAN PEOPLE, Cry!
So, wait. Maybe I don’t have to delve into the recent Age of Ultron mega-event-thing that ravaged the Marvel titles on the shelves (unless you folks assure me that it provokes prostate pleasure. Jossy Whedon has gone on record stating that his Avengers sequel of the same exact name won’t be the same exact story.
Oh.
Aiight.
Vin Diesel: “I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT VISION”, which is SAYING SOMETHING.
This is one of those “No comments” that actually sort of is a fucking comment. You know? Big Poppa Furious was asked about his role in the Marvel Universe, but declined to offer specifics. He did however promise big news at the end of the month.
VIN DIESEL totally NOT PLAYING IT COOL about potential ‘AVENGERS 2’ ROLE.
Man. Doesn’t Vinny D’s recent behavior remind you a lot of the time that Sean Young lost her mind whilst campaigning for the role of Catwoman? Sweet Holy Moley, Vin. Try and keep your geek-cock locked up in them expensive-ass jeans at least until they offer you the role. Amirite?
WHEDON: Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver TOTALLY HUGE part of ‘AVENGERS 2.’
Anyone beginning to wonder how Whedon is going to pull off the integration of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver into the Avengers Universe? I’m not saying he cannot execute such a feat. I’m just saying that it’s going to be interesting see it in motion. ‘Cause, you know. By the time the first flick rolled around, all the major players had been introduced. But this time, it appears Our Lord and Master has some heavy lifting to do.
MARVEL wants to meet with VIN DIESEL. RIDE OR DIE as THANOS, AMIRITE?
OH SHIT. I knew I had been good this year. Said my prayers. Eaten my vegetables. How else can I explain what is obviously the greatest casting that Marvel hasn’t made quite yet? The Studio that Tony Built has requested a meeting with one of the stars of This Summer’s Best Movie (So Far), and I’m half-giddy, half-delirious at the world we are living in.
