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GEEKGASM: First look at ULTRON + MORE in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’
Well stuff my fucking ass with wonder while I scream “Daddy Odinson”, this shit is the glory. Entertainment Weekly has dropped a whole cavalcade of Avengers: Age of Ultron info and images. And oh baby – are they making me squirt.
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Solo ‘HULK’ movie following ‘AVENGERS 2’ says Lou Ferrigno
If the former body and current voice of the Hulk is to be believed, the Irradiated Fucker is soon going to be privileged enough to have his own flick. More than one person on the interwebs has already questioned just how tuned in Lou Ferrigno is to Marvel Movie News, but let’s indulge the rumor anyways.
BRIAN TYLER is composing ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ I CAN DIG IT.
Maybe it’s Friday night and I’ve drank half a bottle of wine! What the fuck weight does that have in the face of THE INTERNET!? Avengers 2: Age of Ultra Guy news drops, it doesn’t matter what day of the week it is! Or your blood/alcohol level. YOU COVER THAT SHIT. Seriously though — I’m cool with this. If you can’t shake your ass to Tyler’s credits roll for Iron Man 3, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.
‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ SNEAK PEAK dropping in MARCH on ABC
Harumph! The sound I make when I’m unsure of something. It’s also the sound I make when I’ve just…you know what never mind I was going to mention something about masturbation, a bar of soap, and police sirens. Whatever. That’s not the story here. (Is it?) We’re talking Avengers: Age of Ultron.
PAUL BETTANY is THE VISION in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ JARVIS EVOLVES.
Vision is coming to the Marvel movie universe. By way of Jarvis. Whelp. Looks like the whole Jarvis-goes-Vision-somehow-creates Ultron storyline is gaining plausibility.
‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ casts its BARON VON STRUCKER
Caps lock means excitement! Caps lock means excitement! Except for when I always use it, which pretty much denigrates it down into utter worthlessness. Anyways fuck me, fuck caps lock, fuck whatever. We’re here to talk Avengers: Age of Ultron casting.
Ya heard?
SECOND VILLAIN in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ REVEALED
Hail! The second villain for Avengers 2: War Machine is Killed By Tony’s Tech has been revealed. The aforementioned villain’s reveal is courtesy of a casting call making the rounds.
Hit the jump for the deets.
WAR MACHINE set to be all up in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ in “KEY ROLE.”
Don Cheadle is going to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron. He’s playing a “key role” in the flick. Now listen I’m not a genius and I wouldn’t bet (my own) money on this theory. But. This is my idea. I see no better way to have Tony don the armor again than having Ultron kill Rhodey with Stark’s own technology. I mean…right?
ELIZABETH OLSEN confirms she’s TOTALLY SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
I know. I know. We’re straight-up comic book movie whoredom around them here parts these days. With a sprinkle of Episode VII mania. I apologize. But. Yeah. I don’t know. 2015’s movie explosion is the driving force of the geek zeitgeist at the moment. So roll with it.
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON confirmed as QUICKSILVER in ‘AVENGERS 2’
Filed under: things we already knew. What Taylor-Johnson confirmed months ago, is uh, confirmed by other people and stuff.
