#October2017
Kate Winslet has been cast in those three hundred dumb ass ‘Avatar’ sequels
I don’t really give a fuck about the Avatar sequels, but I really enjoy Kate Winslet as a performer. So I’m going to split the difference and shrug at this news, I guess.
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*Shrug* – ‘Avatar’ sequels delayed, ain’t going to drop until 2017
Avatar sucks, in my overly-caffeinated, poorly-constructed opinion. But like, a lot of people liked it. Or did like it. Or maybe saw it. So these people may be disappointed to know the trifecta of shit-sequels won’t start dropping until 2017.
James Cameron: ‘AVATAR 4’ is going to be a prequel. Humanity: Oh f**k you.
Man, Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 were garbage. Garbage! Jimmy Cameron doesn’t care though, and he is already running his mouth about the fourth title. Shit. Pause that record. Jimmy hasn’t even broken ground on the second flick, and he is already talking about Avatar 4: Back in the Days? Let us never say he lacked hubris.
Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.
Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.
James Cameron Says ‘Avatar’ Sequels Ain’t A Trilogy. K.
In more recent news, James Cameron doesn’t know what a trilogy happens to be. He’s currently writing the two sequels to his industry-ruining, emo-kid-inspiring Monolith. But these three flicks? Won’t form a trilogy.
