When Capcom debuted Asura’s Wrath last year, my priapism kicked in my pants. Like a goddamn bazooka. A bazooka of two inches and flimsy constitution, but who cares, let me dream. There’s some new screens and a trailer afoot on the internet, and here they are for your viewing pleasure.

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Alright Capcom, what the fuck is this shit? I just crapped my pants and puked all over my keyboard watching your trailer for Asura’s Wrath. It is among the most insane things I’ve ever seen, and makes my previous fapping over Shadows of the Damned look fucking antiquated and misplaced. Asura’s Wrath’s trailed needs to be watched to appreciate. Nothing like a good chap fighting an entire army while getting impaled by hundreds of spears. Not to cut him some slack, his enemy then summons a fucking god that brings the finger of death from outer space to lay an ass-whupping. Just watch this fucking trailer after the jump.

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