#April2020

Scientists have observed the biggest supernova ever detected. Space simply does not fuck around!

scientists biggest supernova ever

Scientist-Wizards have observed the biggest supernova ever. The motherfucker was found to be “releasing twice as much energy as any other stellar explosion observed to date, occurred about 4.6 billion light years from Earth” in a rather small galaxy. Don’t judge a goddamn star by its galaxy, I guess. None the less, insane. Rad.

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ASTRONOMERS find ROGUE PLANET with NO SUN. Intergalactic Jack Bauer ++

Jack fucking Bauer.

Sweet Nipple Squirts, the planet has gone rogue! Apparently watched too many episodes of 24. Decided to take affairs into its own hands. Astronomical Wizards have identified a Rogue Planet with no sun. You know, just floating through the fucking cosmos and shit.

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The Milky Way Galaxy’s MAGELLANIC STREAM is a pretty ribbon.

Purdy.

 

The southern hemisphere of our galaxy is gassy. Much like my southern hemisphere. Unlike my own Tootin’ Corner (as I call it), the reasons for the Milky Way Galaxy’s ribbon of potentially star-forming gas are much, much more epic.

Hit the jump to behold the Magellanic Stream! Oh, and some more info.

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NO WAIT — VOYAGER 1 left our SOLAR SYSTEM LAST YEAR. LOLWUT.

Voyager 1.

I have to enjoy small victories in life. Like when I watch people far, far, far more intelligent than me trip all over themselves. Take for instance: those Astronomical Wizards who keep trying to figure out if Voyager 1 has left our solar system.

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NASA abandons repair plans for KEPLER TELESCOPE. Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

Space is the place.

After finding roughly three-fucking-zillion exoplanets, it appears that the Kepler telescope is no longer going to hunt for the little balls of hope out there in the cosmos. It was a good goddamn run. But it needs repairs to maintain its accuracy, and NASA says they probably wouldn’t take.

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THE CONE NEBULA is all ICE CREAM FREE, BUT STILL BEAUTIFUL

The Cone Nebula up in here.

Yeah, sometimes churning up the headlines for our space porn titles is difficult. Pretty much all of them can read “Nebula X is fucking beautiful!” and I’d be done with it. Being a chubby-chub, I hear “cone” I think “ice cream.” Welcome to my world.

Hit the jump for more details as well as the entire image.

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Watch: DEPARTING EARTH as seen by NASA’S MESSENGER

Leaving this Cutie Pie.

Swoon! So this is what it will look like when I finally finish building my Rocket Ship. It’s taking a bit longer than expected. Do you know how many Diet Mountain Dew cans it takes to build a functioning hull? I don’t either, which is why I’m probably going to be vaporized. Eh, whatever! If I succeed, I’ll gather a glimmer that looks much like this.

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WATCH: The EXPANSION OF THE CRAB NEBULA. Mind-Warp ++

Crab Nebula.

I think we all folks around this here parts know of the Crab Nebula. What we may not know (and I didn’t, but that isn’t saying much) is that the said Crab Nebula is expanding quicker than a motherfucker. Photographer and part-time wizard Adam Black has put together a video that underlines this expansion. It’s pretty pretty.

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NASA spots huge hole near SUN’S NORTH POLE. Size of 50 Earths. LOL.

Gnarly. And huge. And gnarly.

Here is some hump-day perspective. NASA has spotted a rip-roaring coronal hole on the Earth. This son of a bitch is large. We’re talking to the tune of 50 Earth’s placed side by side. Dios mio.

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EARTH-LIKE Planets More Common Than Thought, Every Star Has Planets. Woah.

Ain’t this a  hell of a find. New astronomical wizards have come to the conclusion that every star has planets. Take that factoid, and all of a sudden the possibility of Earth-like planets skyrockets. Or is it spacerockets? Yeah, I know. Groan.

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