If the Governator or whatever wasn’t enough to get your  Schwarzenegger-tip glossy, then you should be excited by this news. Arnold is now attached to a ‘Terminator 5’ project that is being shopped around Hollywood. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Yes!

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Oh sweet baby jesus. Take Arnold, smash him together with electronic prog metal, the Bat Cave, an Iron Man suit, Larry King, and the back end of a trailer featuring ‘Pump It’ by the Black Eyed Peas. That’s this trailer. Or, rather, that’s how you make a million zillion dollars. Fourteen retarded ideas, smashed together with a collection of aged icons, and some shitty music.

Right?

It’s amazing.

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BASK IN THE DELIGHT THAT IS OUR CULTURAL APOCALYPSE. For sometimes it dredges up certain bullshit filth vomit that will still manage to entertain me. I will stamp in the puddles of filth that is our collective cultural consciousness, giggling as the fecaltainment splashes into my mouth.

Latest example?  Schwarzenegger and Stan Lee are developing  The Governator.

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I never thought I would have anything in common with a small boy from Tanzania. That’s in East Africa where they drink the blood of the unborn and the air is filled with AIDS. But me and young Alex, representing the 607, apparently, seem to have the same taste in red-white-and blue action movies. See, Alex loves Commando, the 1985 balls-out Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. And he wants to tell you all about it.

I’m just playing about all that AIDS jive. The video is from Mama Hope, a campaign aimed at educating the ignorant about the true state of contemporary Africa. Not all children are soldiers, but if they keep watching Commando, who knows. (video via FilmDrunk)