#January2015
Watch: Key & Peele as sh**ty football pre-game hosts picking the Conference champ games
So fucking good. Key & Peele crushing it with their impressions of the shit-sock huffing dildos who populate the pre-game shows for the weekly prole-venting Footballz-Slam-Slam games. (Which I obviously watch. Because I am nothing more than a collection of contradictions and feigned values.)
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Rob Liefeld has launched a Rob Liefeld app. This is amazing.
Last week Johnny Hotsauce and myself spent a good amount of time admiring the fact that Rob Liefeld is truly radical. And almost as though The Stoked One could perceive our excitement, he has issued forth an application for our phones. An application that is centered around helping us be the best Rob Liefeld fans we can possibly be.
Scumbag Steve Rogers Is The Best
Marco D’Alfonso has created the most glorious thing I’m going to see on this Friday. It’s Scumbag Steve Rogers! Flat-brimming, world saving douchebag.
Hit the jump for his full majesty.
Alamo Drafthouse BANS MADONNA from its theaters FOR TEXTING. So awesome.
So good. Madonna’s super-cut ass has been banned from Alamo Drafthouse’s theaters after texting during 12 Years A Slave. The best part? When someone tried to suggest she cut that fucking shit out, she decided to call them an “enslaver.” Can’t make this shit up.
‘SUPER MARIO BROS.’ MOVIE gets a COMIC BOOK SEQUEL. It rules.
…no seriously. I love the Super Mario Bros. movie as a sort of relic of stupidity. But there has been a comic sequel done up, with the movie’s writer involved as well. And? It’s fucking hot.
Watch: ‘SUPER MARIO BROS.’ final level done as first-person madness.
Brandon Laatsch wants you to believe a plumber can shit his pants. The good sir has crafted the final level of Super Mario Bros. 3 as a first-personal nightmare. The video highlights one of the grander moments of my childhood, as I was finally old enough to thwart the Rapey Lizard Bastard.
KIM DOTCOM planning to build $330 million internet cable between States and New Zealand. Wut.
Let it not be said that Kim Dotcom is taking it slow these days. Or dreaming small. Everyone’s favorite fat brilliant villain guy is planning to build an expensive-as-fuck internet cable between the United States and New Zealand.
Video: Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version)
Yeah, all the various iterations of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” making their way around the internet have blown my mind with angst. However, I can’t help but get behind one that combines Chatroulette and cross-dressing. Also, shout out to all the bro-dudes who go from so eager to stroke it to genuinely amused. I appreciate the tonal shift.
Google unveils ‘GOOGLE FIBER’, a f**king insane BROADBAND and TV Service.
Good glorious Jesus Christ, Google’s latest venture seems insane. Dubbed “Google Fiber”, it’s all sorts of lightning-quick internet and ridiculous TV options. I have a boner.
